[Copypasta] I've never even watched The Simpsons

I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
December 2020
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GOATS ults ResidentSleeper

twitchquotes: FIRE AT WILL ResidentSleeper NERF THIS! ResidentSleeper EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY ResidentSleeper HAMMER DOWN ResidentSleeper RALLY TO ME! ResidentSleeper OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN
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March 2019

Overwatch

Happy Merchant

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โข”โข’โกฟโ ฏโ ฅโขฆโฃฆโฃพโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃพโขฎโ Šโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โ ณโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃงโฃฟโฃโกดโก”โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃฆโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโขฝโ โขฐโฃขโฃถโฃฆโฃŒโ  โ ดโ †โ ˜โฃ€โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ”โ โ €โข‚โ ˜โขปโข›โฃ›โ ฟโฃโ โ €โ ผโฃโกดโฃ–โฃซโ ™โ ™โ ฟโกณโก…โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ‚โ ฐโ €โ €โ ˆโก„โข โข“โฃบโข‡โก‡โฃŠโ โ €โ ‰โ โ ฒโ ’โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โ …โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃจโ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ ฐโขธโ „โ „โฃธโฃทโกฆโฃ„โขคโ „โข„โก€โฃ€โ คโ  โก€โ €โ ˆโก„โ €โ € โ €โ €โข โ โ ™โฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โขพโ ˜โข โฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃชโฃฎโฃถโฃธโฃฎโฃ–โฃขโฃŒโ โ €โ โ €โ € โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โขนโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โขโฃปโฃฏโฃฟโขฟโกซโขบโกฉโ โฃ‰โฃ‰โฃจโก—โ ‰โ ‚โ Šโ €โ € โ €โ €โกˆโ ‚โ €โฃพโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ †โกธโฃนโกฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃทโฃฑโฃ™โ ซโ งโ ทโฃฆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โข โ ‡โ €โ €โข‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ •โฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโกทโฃถโฃพโ ฟโ ’โกโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโข‡โ ปโ ฝโฃฟโกฟโขŸโฃฟโฃปโกŸโ โ ฐโฃฏโก•โกฐโ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฉโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ฌโฃโ ฑโ จโ ฏโ ›โ ™โขโ €โข€โก€โฃจโก€โ คโขšโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ „โ ฐโกถโ ฒโขฆโ “โ โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ กโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก„โ €โข€โ „โ Šโ ‰โ ™โ ‘โ ’โ Šโ ‰โ €โ €
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February 2021

didn't expect to queue into you this game

twitchquotes: oh hey toast, didn't expect to queue into you this game haha so random! i'm actually streaming rn as well on my stream at twitchtv/xxxxxx maybe you can host me :) no big deal if not. enjoy your content! i'm streaming atm so check me out!
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August 2019
DisguisedToast

Teamfight Tactics

Ape rocket

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April 2021

WallStreetBets

Could you guys be more serious and stop the spamming

twitchquotes: guys could you please be a little serious and stop the spamming? people are trying to enjoy the stream here, its hard to find a place where im accepted for who i am and when i see you all spam kripps chat it makes me feel rly bad because i know that he wants you to learn instead of joke around as well
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Kripp
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