Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
๐๐ ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ๐ผ๐ฝ ๐ซ๐ป๐ธ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ป, ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ถ๐ช๐ป๐ด๐ผ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ 8๐ฝ๐ฑ ๐๐ฎ๐ช๐ป ๐๐ฎ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ญ ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ธ๐พ๐ฝ ๐ฟ๐ช๐ป๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐. ๐ฆ๐ฎ ๐ถ๐ช๐ ๐ท๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐ช๐ซ๐ต๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐ท๐ญ๐พ๐ป๐ฎ. ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ช๐ผ๐ฎ ๐น๐ป๐ช๐ ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ป ๐ธ๐พ๐ป ๐ผ๐ช๐ต๐ฟ๐ช๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ท. .