[Copypasta] mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition

I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale. It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other. But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum. All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse. We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.
December 2020
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OUR DONGERS ARE RAZOR SHARP

twitchquotes: (\ ( อ ยฐ อŸู„อœ อกยฐ) /) OUR DONGERS ARE RAZOR SHARP (\ ( อ ยฐ อŸู„อœ อกยฐ) /)
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May 2015
imaqtpie

Yuno Gasai

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–Œโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–Œโ–€โ–Œโ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–„โ–Œโ–Œโ–โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–โ–โ–’โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–„โ– โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–’โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–€โ–„ โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€ โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–โ–’โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–’โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–‘โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–„โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’
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September 2018

Weebs

Cum bee

โฃฟโกŸโ €โขธโฃฟโฃทโฃคโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โขธโฃฟ โฃฟโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ โ €โ €โ €โฃถโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ ธโฃฟโฃฟโ €โ €โขฐโ „โข โฃผโฃŸ โ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ปโ ถโขคโฃ€โ €โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโก„โ ‰โฃฟโกฆโ €โ €โ ธโ ‰โ €โ ‰ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ‰โ ทโฃฆโกˆโ ™โ ›โ ฟโ Ÿโ €โ €โ โ €โ โข โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โฃ€โฃถโ ฟโ ›โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ โ €โ €โ ™โฃถโฃคโ  โ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‚โ šโ €โ €โ € โ €โ ฐโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขปโฃฟโฃดโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โกžโ ‹โ ™โ ฒโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ ณโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โฃคโก€โ €โข€โ โ ’ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃดโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃทโฃฎโฃฟโฃฟ โฃ€โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โก‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ ‰โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโฃ‰โฃ€โฃคโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโฃฟโฃฆโฃ„โก€โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ฟโฃพโฃฟโ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โขปโฃฟโก†โ €โ ธโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โขถโฃถโฃคโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃถโฃถโฃฟโ Ÿโ โ €โข โฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โ €โฃธโฃฟ โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โ €โฃดโฃฟโฃฟ
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October 2021

Sparkle the spam away

twitchquotes: (๏พ‰โ—•ใƒฎโ—•)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง SPARKLE THE โœฟ*โˆ—หตโ•ฐเผผโœชแ—œโœชเผฝโ•ฏหตโˆ—*โœฟ SPAM AWAY (๏พ‰โ—•ใƒฎโ—•)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง
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March 2016
Kripp

Which KogMaw playstyle is better?

twitchquotes: Imaqtpie, I've noticed in Korea they tend to use a mix of magic and physical damage on Kog Maw. Meanwhile you seem to be using mostly true damage. Which playstyle is better?
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December 2017
imaqtpie

Classic

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