Which one of you fucks got reddit to send me this shit
"Hi there,
A concerned redditor reached out to us about you.
When you're in the middle of something painful, it may feel like you don't have a lot of options."
What happened to this ad? :(
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I like the stock, I buy the stock.
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Fuck you all. Iām only listening to myself now. Youāre all retarded and so am I for listening to you.
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