As of this morning ๐, masculinity ๐ช๐๐ is NO ๐ซโ LONGER ๐ LEGAL ๐โ. If you ๐ are masculine ๐ด, please ๐๐โโ๏ธ report ๐ to your ๐๐ผ nearest ๐ Femboy ๐๐โโ๏ธ Education ๐ Center ๐ขโ, clean-shaven and wearing ๐๐๐ thigh-high socks ๐งฆ. Those who fail ๐ซ to follow ๐ฃ these orders ๐๐ WILL BE CANCELLED โ๐ท๐ก.
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