As of this morning ๐, masculinity ๐ช๐๐ is NO ๐ซโ LONGER ๐ LEGAL ๐โ. If you ๐ are masculine ๐ด, please ๐๐โโ๏ธ report ๐ to your ๐๐ผ nearest ๐ Femboy ๐๐โโ๏ธ Education ๐ Center ๐ขโ, clean-shaven and wearing ๐๐๐ thigh-high socks ๐งฆ. Those who fail ๐ซ to follow ๐ฃ these orders ๐๐ WILL BE CANCELLED โ๐ท๐ก.
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CSGO becoming Russian
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As my first FPS game, csgo was a bit overwhelming. I soon started to gain skills like aiming at head level. Before I knew it, I was performing ะปัััะต and better. I stopped making silly ะพัะธะฑะบะธ and ั got vastly better at not ัะผะธัะฐััะธะน to the enemy ะธะณัะพะบะธ. For the ะฝะฐะธะฑะพะปะตะต part, everyone I've met was helpful and ั
ะพัะพัะธะน, there ะตััั the ะธะฝะพะณะดะฐ ััะฒะพะบ however. As ะฏ ะฟะพ-ะฟัะตะถะฝะตะผั play csgo ะฒัะต ะฑะพะปะตะต ะธ ะฑะพะปะตะต, ะฏ ัะฒะตัะตะฝ, ััะพ ั ะฑัะดั ะฟัะพะดะพะปะถะฐัั ัะพะฒะตััะตะฝััะฒะพะฒะฐัั. ะฏ ัะตะบะพะผะตะฝะดัั ััั ะธะณัั ะดะปั ะฒัะตั
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Before watching Reynad I was a young positive, 13 year old
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Before watching reynad i was a young positive, 13 year old male with a can do attitude the world was in my hands waiting to be conquored. Now after watching reynad for a year I am bitter, hopeless and blame everything on others
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horses are grass engines
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the dopest thing about horses is that they're basically grass engines like, grass goes in, fast comes out most things that produce fast (like cheetahs and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil an yet here horses are, producing the Fast with only the gras
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade (Portal)
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!