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Ok chat, I'm not seeing nearly enough spam in here
twitchquotes:
Ok chat, I'm not seeing nearly enough spam in here, I mean I thought this was supposed to be "the worst chat in twitch" and this is all you got!? The KPM in this chat is WAY too low, it is actually depressing. How am I supposed to enjoy chat without dongers, "FrankerZ's", and the occasional elephant?
twitch chat
imaqtpie
Chairarrian's message to Kripp
twitchquotes:
Hα΄Κ KΚΙͺα΄α΄, Ιͺα΄s CΚα΄ΙͺΚα΄ΚΚΙͺα΄Ι΄. I α΄α΄Ι΄α΄ α΄α΄α΄α΄ α΄ΚΙͺs α΄Ι΄Κα΄α΄Κα΄, Κα΄α΄ Ι΄α΄α΄α΄
α΄α΄ sα΄α΄α΄ α΄sΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄α΄ α΄s Κα΄α΄Κ Κα΄ΚΚΚ α΄ α΄ΚΙͺα΄Κα΄,Ιͺ α΄α΄Ι΄α΄ sα΄α΄Ι΄α΄
Ι’α΄α΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄
ΙͺΚα΄Ιͺα΄Κ.
twitch chat
Kripp
mommy! kripp just read my message!
twitchquotes:
: mommy! kripp just read my message! 
: who's kripp honey? : A mid-aged man , playing cartoon games to entertain children, 
here's a picture of him. 
way to go son \ /
: mommy! kripp just read my message! : who's kripp honey? : A mid-aged man , playing cartoon games to entertain children, here's a picture of him. way to go son \ /
twitch chat
Kripp
What if we make Firelands Portal a common?
twitchquotes:
"How did Kripp get 12 wins?" Ben Brode demanded at the board meeting. "You were supposed to be monitoring him, Charlie." "Sorry, I must've fallen asleep. He was streaming some boring action-RPG earlier today." Ben Brode frowned. "The salt shortage is cutting into our profits. We're going to need a solution, quick." Sarah raised her hand. "What if we make Firelands Portal a common?"
twitch chat
Kripp
Hearthstone
Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts
twitchquotes:
I like how [insert streamer name] doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts
twitch chat