[Copypasta] Masculinity is now illegal

As of this morning 🌄, masculinity 💊🍆👀 is NO ðŸšŦ❌ LONGER 📏 LEGAL 🌍⚖. If you 👈 are masculine ðŸ‘ī, please 🙏🙇‍♂ïļ report 📄 to your 👈🏞 nearest 💞 Femboy 👗💁‍♂ïļ Education 🎓 Center ðŸĒ✈, clean-shaven and wearing 👕👖👞 thigh-high socks ðŸ§Ķ. Those who fail ðŸšŦ to follow ðŸ‘Ģ these orders 📑🎁 WILL BE CANCELLED âŒðŸš·ðŸ˜Ą.
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