As of this morning ๐, masculinity ๐ช๐๐ is NO ๐ซโ LONGER ๐ LEGAL ๐โ. If you ๐ are masculine ๐ด, please ๐๐โโ๏ธ report ๐ to your ๐๐ผ nearest ๐ Femboy ๐๐โโ๏ธ Education ๐ Center ๐ขโ, clean-shaven and wearing ๐๐๐ thigh-high socks ๐งฆ. Those who fail ๐ซ to follow ๐ฃ these orders ๐๐ WILL BE CANCELLED โ๐ท๐ก.
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Infinite Cum Part 2
Your eyes slowly open. Crusty from months of wear from stray globs of semen and cosmic dust. You are in a room and you can no longer see your member, or rather, what was left of it. There are tubes leading away from your pelvis, pumping and pulsating. There is a glass window across from you and a person dressed in a white jacket. A woman. She looks up from her clipboard to see you are awake. At first she is uninterested, but then her eyes slam open and a beaming smile crosses her face. Her eyes filled with curiosity.
โYouโre awake!โ She cries over the loudspeakers that you only just now notice embedded into the top corners of the room.
โWhere am I?โ You ask, filled with fear and excitement. You thought you would never see a human again and you would be destined to suffer endlessly across the cosmos.
โYou are on Saturn. You crashed into it and due to itโs extreme mass you were able to stop. We picked you up because you may be the key to saving humanity for all eternity.โ
โHow?โ You ask as a smile begins to creep across your face, imagining that you could be an icon for humanity.
โYou have been addressed as the Cosmic Unknown Mass Semen Generator, or CUMS-G for short. The fault in reality that caused your affliction can be used for the good of humanity.
By using the mass you produce we will never have to worry about energy again, as by converting your biomass into energy we have unlimited power for the rest of time. When the stars die and the cosmos sink into nothing, humanity will be able to continue thanks to you. The anomaly that created you is easily one of the greatest discoveries humanity has ever had, on par with the discovery of fire.โ
โWill I not die?โ
โYou canโt die. You are immortal. You donโt even have a body and yet you continue to existโ
โฆ
Hours later, she leaves to tell her superiors. They do not greet you. They exchange high-fives and party but they do not speak to you.
Months pass.
The cum accelerates.
Then years.
The cum accelerates.
Then decades.
The cum accelerates.
Then centuries.
The cum accelerates.
Then eons.
The cum accelerates.
No one talks to you. You donโt even know if humanity is alive anymore or if they have left you to exist for the rest of eternity.
The tubes around you have gotten far thicker and more high tech as the ferocity of your semen expulsion increased.
Eventually the walls around you cave in. Only then do you see the truth.
Their plan was flawed.
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Why isn't NA in Worlds?
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Hey guys Iโm new here. But isnโt this a Worldwide league of legends championship? I think Itโs really unfair that there arenโt any NA teams, why isnโt such a huge, skilled, representative portion of the playerbase not participating?
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TL aka Laughingstock
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TL, aka "Total Laughingstock," is a team that plays for Riot Games' Minor League that is often ridiculed for its disappointing international performances. It is specifically known for fielding expensive lineups to be dumpstered by Native Eu Talent.
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Daddyโs little tidepod
i'm daddies wittle tide pod hehe (๊๊ณ๊)i'm all squishy and wet for daddy! (๏พยดใฎยด)๏พ*:๏ฝฅ๏พโง he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Raintm scent!!!! (ใใปฯใปใ)but he knows how im not meant to be eaten...(ยด๏ฝฅฯ๏ฝฅ`)waaah!!! dont eat all of me daddy(ใ๏ผโ๏ผ) hehehe my soap-pussy is so wet >///< 1 lick 2 lick 3 lick 4... no more daddy i'll break~(โ///โฝ///โ) hehe i'm daddies wittle tide pod so wet and squishy =w=
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Let us out lettuce points
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