[Copypasta] Masculinity is now illegal

As of this morning šŸŒ„, masculinity šŸ’ŖšŸ†šŸ‘€ is NO šŸš«āŒ LONGER šŸ“ LEGAL šŸŒāš–. If you šŸ‘ˆ are masculine šŸ‘“, please šŸ™šŸ™‡ā€ā™‚ļø report šŸ“„ to your šŸ‘ˆšŸ¼ nearest šŸ’ž Femboy šŸ‘—šŸ’ā€ā™‚ļø Education šŸŽ“ Center šŸ¢āœˆ, clean-shaven and wearing šŸ‘•šŸ‘–šŸ‘ž thigh-high socks 🧦. Those who fail 🚫 to follow šŸ‘£ these orders šŸ“‘šŸŽ WILL BE CANCELLED āŒšŸš·šŸ˜”.
December 2020
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