[Copypasta] That hunk of a man is an E-sports athlete?

twitchquotes: That hunk of a man, [insert Cyber sportsman here], is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable. Kreygasm He could be a Calvin Klein model. Kreygasm Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. Kreygasm That is by far the hottest Cyber sportsman to ever grace the esports industry. Kreygasm
twitch chat
October 2020
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas

"lmao" should be banned. "lol" is better.

An Unpopular Opinion: "lmao" is used too much on the internet. First, I'd like to start with an analysis, if you will. L - Laughing - describing a sense of funniness M My - referring to the self as the consumer of the humour A Arse - referring to a part of the human anatomy to form a slightly offensive reference reinforcing the laugh reaction O Off - ^^^ "lmao" is commonly used on the internet and especially forums or chat services to express enjoyment of a joke. In some ways, it is parallel of "lol", meaning "laughing out loud". This is one of the most seen acronyms used across the internet. "lmao" is spelled with an L at the front, which in lowercase appears like a capital I. Therefore, newcomers to the internet may try to pronounce it as "eye-may-oh", where in fact the general consensus is "ell-em-ay-oh" (to pronounce as an acronym) or "yl-may-oh" (to pronounce phonetically). The fundamental concept that the pronouncing is not clear cut obviously shows that "lol" is the superior (and far more commonly used historically, as "lol" has been searched for consistently since 2004 while "lmao" only became mainstream around 2015, at a significantly lesser volume to "lol") acronym. "lol" is simple, clear-cut and phonetically easy to pronounce. In fact, if I was to write the pronunciation into text, it would be the same thing as the acronym essentially. Second, the use of "arse". This may not offend a lot of people, but the inclusion of a word that may be rude or inappropriate to say for children in an acronym that may be used in places in the internet where children are. In "lol", no potentially rude words are included and the term is harmless. According to Ofcom, the British broadcasting regulator, "arse" is just as rude as "bloody" or "goddamn" and is considered mild. In conclusion, "lmao"'s use as a drop-in for "lol" is unacceptable. It should be only used to reflect and react to extremely funny jokes or messages, and should not replace "lol". "lol" is clearly easier to pronounce, more acceptable to children, and and is generally an easier to look at acronym.
July 2021

Silence Liberal

β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ”€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–ˆβ–„β”€β–„β–ˆβ–„β”€β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β”€β–„β–„β”€β–ˆβ–„β”€β–€β–ˆβ–„β”€β–„β–ˆβ”€β–„β–„β–„β”€β–ˆβ–„β”€β–„β–„β”€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β”€β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β”€β–„β–ˆβ–„β”€β–„β”€β–€β–ˆβ–„β”€β–„β–„β”€β–ˆβ–„β”€β–„β–„β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–„β”€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β”€β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–„β–„β–„β–„β”€β–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β–„β–ˆβ–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β–ˆβ–„β–€β”€β–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β–„β–ˆβ–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β–„β”€β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β–„β–ˆβ–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β–„β”€β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β–€β”€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ”€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–ˆ β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–€β–„β–„β–„β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–€β–„β–„β–„β–€β–€β–„β–„β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–€β–€β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–€β–„β–„β–„β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–€β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–€β–„β–„β–€β–„β–„β–€β–„β–„β–€β–„β–„β–€β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–€
February 2021

I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much

I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much, I had all the merchandise and VODS. I pray to xQc every night, thanking him for the life I've been given. "xQc is love" I say "xQc is life" My dad hears me and calls me a Juicer. I knew he was jealous of my devotion to xQc. I called him baj He hits me and sends me to sleep I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm... Its xQc! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear "This is my jungle" He grabs me with his hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for xQc. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for xQc. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering. I want to please xQc. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with the juice. My dad walks in. xQc looks him straight in the eye and says, He got the Juice now. xQc leaves through my window. xQc is love. xQc is life.
January 2022
xQcOW

Where were u when USSR fell?

twitchquotes: Where were u when USSR fell? I was in gulag tourturing prisoner when t-34 tank came "Stalin is kil" "Nyet"
twitch chat
January 2020

Popeye

β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⒀⣀⣠⣀⣀⣀⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β£€β£΄β£Ύβ£Ώβ‘Ώβ Ÿβ ›β ‹β ™β ›β »β’·β£¦β‘€β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β£ β£Ύβ£Ώβ Ÿβ ‹β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ™β’·β‘€β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’€β£Όβ£Ώβ Ÿβ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β Έβ‘‡β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β£€β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’€β£Ύβ Ÿβ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β‘€β €β  β €β „β ˜β “β ’β Άβ ¦β’€β£€β‘€β €β €β €β’€β ”β‘½β ‚β ˆβ ‚β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β£Ύβ β €β €β €β €β €β£ β‘„β €β  β β β ‚β ˆβ β ’β ‚β  β£€β €β €β €β’€β ‰β »β£Άβ‘€β €β ˜β£Œβ €β €β €β €β ‘β‘€β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’€β£ β‘Ÿβ €β €β €β’€β£΄β£Ώβ Ώβ “β β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β‘œβ ‰β ‘β ™β’‡β ’β €β „β €β’Ήβ£·β €β €β ¨β’Šβ‘”β €β£€β‘Όβ β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β’€β£΄β ›β ‰β β €β’€β£΄β£Ώβ Ÿβ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ±β €β €β €β ˆβ’§β €β €β’€β£Ώβ β’€β’”β •β β ˆβ ‰β β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β’ β£Ώβ ƒβ €β €β €β£΄β£Ώβ‘Ÿβ β €β’€β‘€β €β’€β£€β‘€β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’€β‘€β ˜β£·β šβ ‹β β ”β‘β ƒβ €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β Έβ£Ώβ €β €β €β£Όβ£Ώβ ‹β €β €β β €β €β €β €β €β ˆβ ›β ’β£„β‘€β €β €β €β €β Έβ£Ώβ‘„β ˜β‘Άβ ’β šβ šβ »β‘›β ›β »β’Άβ£„β‘€β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β Ήβ£§β‘€β €β’Ώβ‘β €β €β‘ˆβ ’β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’€β£€β£‰β ’β ¦β ”β €β €β ‰β  β Šβ €β €β €β €β €β’Έβ‘€β €β €β Ήβ£·β‘„β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β ˆβ ›β ·β£Άβ‘‡β €β €β ˆβ β €β €β €β €β €β €β ˆβ β €β ˆβ ‰β ‰β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’ β ƒβ €β €β €β’Έβ£Ώβ €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’»β£·β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β „β‘€β’€β‘€β €β’€β£€β‘”β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β£ β †β €β €β €β €β’Έβ£Ώβ ‚β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’»β£§β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ’β ²β €β €β ¬β  β €β žβ’¦β£€β €β €β €β €β£€β  β šβ β €β €β €β €β €β£Όβ‘Ÿβ €β €β €β €β € ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣹⠧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣢⣢⣢⣢⣢⣢⣢⣾⣿⠁⠉⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⒠⠀⒀⣼⑿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’Έβ‘β €β €β’€β‘€β €β €β €β €β Ήβ ›β ›β ›β »β ›β ›β Ώβ‘Ÿβ €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’Έβ£΄β Ώβ ‹β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ˜β’·β£†β‘€β €β ˆβ €β’ β‘€β €β €β ‘β „β €β €β €β’€β €β’β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’€β£Ύβ €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣢⣀⠢⠛Ⓙ⣦⑀⠀⠠⒀⠀⠀⣀⠔⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⑿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ™β’Ώβ£¦β£„β‘€β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β’€β£€β£Ύβ Ÿβ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β ˆβ ™β Ώβ’Άβ£Άβ£€β£€β£€β£€β£€β£€β£Άβ£Ύβ‘Ώβ Ÿβ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €
September 2021
Text-to-Speech Playing