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That hunk of a man, [insert Cyber sportsman here], is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable.
He could be a Calvin Klein model.
Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that.
That is by far the hottest Cyber sportsman to ever grace the esports industry.
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