[Copypasta] That hunk of a man is an E-sports athlete?

twitchquotes: That hunk of a man, [insert Cyber sportsman here], is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable. Kreygasm He could be a Calvin Klein model. Kreygasm Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. Kreygasm That is by far the hottest Cyber sportsman to ever grace the esports industry. Kreygasm
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October 2020
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SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

twitchquotes: ćƒ¾(ā›Īµā›ā€œ)Źƒ SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT ćƒ¾(ā›Īµā›ā€œ)Źƒ
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September 2014
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spagootie

sometimes i like to pronounce spaghetti as "spagootie" and it has been working out fantastically so far. honestly, this single change has improved my life more than you could ever imagine. i highly suggest everyone try this out and see where your life goes. probably make all your dreams come true in like 5 business days. next time you have a big bowl of piping hot marina drenched pasta in front of you say "spagootie time!!" or maybe something like "im so ready for this spagootie!" and see where the magic will take you.
April 2022

George Orwell ruined my life

Iā€™m a huge fan of 1984, especially the writing of the characters and dialogue in it. There was a girl I liked at school, and I tried to think of the smartest and most clever way to ask her out. I decided to be like Winston, telling her how much I used to hate her and how I wanted to rape her and smash her head into a wall. However, instead of being wooed like I expected, she got mad at me and told the Principal and said I was ā€œsexually harassingā€ her. Itā€™s clear she just wasnā€™t intelligent enough for me and was embarrassed. However, no one wanted to hear my reasoning. Iā€™ve been given detention and my parents have been informed, and despite how Iā€™m clearly in the right everyone seems to think Iā€™m some weirdo now. This truly is a dystopian society we live in......
September 2021

you are NOT a PokƩmon Trainer

twitchquotes: you are NOT a PokƩmon Trainer. true trainers understand that battling requires us to see our opponents as equals. you flaunting PokƩmon Showdown, whilst aiding in this riot, only shows your ignorance in what it means to be a trainer.
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January 2021

Please abide by the Reddit amendments

Sir, please abide by the Reddit amendments: ā€¢ ā Big Chungus is funny ā€¢ ā Keanu Reeves is the second coming of christ ā€¢ ā Elon Musk is the third coming of Christ (as well as wholesome 100, he knows Reddit memes) ā€¢ ā Fortnite is gay (gay = bad) ā€¢ ā Females are dumb while men are cool ā€¢ ā Nestle is the worst company ever (as well as the only bad company) ā€¢ ā Minecraft is the best game ever made ā€¢ ā No emojis allowed (except for šŸ—æ (yo angelo (it's funny because it's a Jojo reference (if you see someone commit a Jojo reference, you are legally forced to continue the reference chain, if you do not, you will be downvoted))) ā€¢ ā Being downvoted means you're wrong, if you think you're being wrongfully downvoted, rethink your comment, and if you still think you were wrongfully downvoted, rethink your comment until you understand what you did wrong ā€¢ ā Reddit is the best social media Until I have seen major improvements in your behavior, your post will be awarded one downvote (aka Australia upvote, it's funny because Australia is on the opposite side of the globe compared to Europe and America, lol). This is your first and final warning, if you do not abide by these amendments in the future, everyone will dislike that.
August 2021
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