[Copypasta] I can no longer resist the pizza

twitchquotes: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
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March 2014
Kripp
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Inflatable seahorse

twitchquotes: This deck is gayer than a malaysian transvestite f*cking a man on an inflatable seahorse
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December 2014
Kripp

There is no need to be angry

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparian, "Truesilver Champion" is a common rarity card! This means that there are many chances during an arena draft to choose it compared to the rare, epic or legendary cards! It is not unreasonable for a Paladin deck to have 1 or more of "Truesilver Champion" so there is no need to be angry!
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April 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Henry Dongerman and his pet donger Mr Mittens

twitchquotes: Hey my name is Henry Dongerman I lost my pet donger. Here's a picture of him [į•™ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½į•—] if you can help find him I would be eternally grateful he means the world to me. Mr. Mittens is his name if it helps share this around and pray to lord donger to help find him. His favorite song is į•™ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„ąŗˆą¼½į•— HARDER BETTER FASTER DONGER į•™ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„ąŗˆą¼½į•— so try playing that he may come
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July 2014
Kripp

Kripp subscribes to life

twitchquotes: ļ¼©ć€€ļ½•ļ½Žļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„怀ļ½†ļ½’ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ½Œļ½‰ļ½†ļ½…怀ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ½—ļ½ļ½”ļ½ƒļ½ˆć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½Žļ¼Œć€€ļ½„ļ½…ļ½–ļ½ļ½”ļ½…ļ½„怀ļ½ļ½Žļ½„怀ļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„怀ļ½ļ½™ļ½“ļ½…ļ½Œļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½ļ¼Œć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½“怀ļ½ƒļ½ˆļ½ļ½Žļ½Žļ½…ļ½Œļ¼›ć€€ļ½ˆļ½ļ½—怀ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ¼©ć€€ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½„ļ¼Ÿć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½”ļ½’ļ½ļ½™ļ½“怀ļ½ļ½…ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½ļ½“ļ½…ļ½Œļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ¼¬ļ¼©ļ¼¦ļ¼„ļ¼ć€€iā€™ļ½ć€€ļ½“ļ½ļ½’ļ½’ļ½™ć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ¼Œć€€ļ½‚ļ½•ļ½”怀ļ¼“ļ¼Øļ¼©ļ¼³ć€€ļ¼­ļ¼Æļ¼®ļ¼“ļ¼Ø怀ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ć€€ļ½ļ½’ļ½…ļ½Žā€™ļ½”怀ļ½‡ļ½…ļ½”ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ć€€ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ļ½’怀ļ½„ļ½ļ½Žļ½‡ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ¼µļ¼®ļ¼³ļ¼µļ¼¢ļ¼¢ļ¼„ļ¼¤ļ¼Ž
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March 2014
Kripp

Leifman is awkward

twitchquotes: ļ¼·ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Ž ļ½Œļ½…ļ½‰ļ½†ļ½ļ½ļ½Ž ļ½”ļ½ļ½Œļ½‹ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½ļ½•ļ½ļ½‚ļ½Œļ½… ļ½ļ½•ļ½”ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œļ½™ ļ½‡ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ ļ½ļ½—ļ½‹ļ½—ļ½ļ½’ļ½„ļ¼Ž ļ¼¬ļ½…ļ½‰ļ½†ļ½ļ½ļ½Ž ļ½‡ļ½…ļ½” ļ½’ļ½…ļ½‹ļ½” ļ½‚ļ½™ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½‹ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½†ļ½…ļ½…ļ½Œ ļ½ļ½” ļ½ļ½Žļ½… ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ļ½…ļ¼Ž ļ½ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½•ļ½Žļ½ļ½ļ½„ ļ½Œļ½…ļ½‰ļ½†ļ½ļ½ļ½Žļ¼Ž
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March 2014
Kripp
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