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Once upon a time, I opened a LoL game. I entered the game, and I was promptly greeted by another player. I noticed it was a female player and I was pleasantly surprised. I told her of my great love for the female anatomy, particularly the breasts and the backside. To my surprise, she told me she also enjoyed these things. It was then that I realised, I was playing League of Lesbians.....
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imaqtpie
The year is 2034. QT lies on his death bed. As he lies there in his last breath he whispers: "Wow, that actually killed me." 
I-I hate to point this out mr qtpie b-but you appear to be a boosted bonobo 