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twitchquotes: Oh, were you trying to send a message in this chat? Sorry pal, didn't see you there. In fact, I don't think anybody saw your message. Chat is just moving too fast with all these people spamming large amounts of text. Thems just the breaks kid, welcome to twitch. Don't even bother trying to share your opinion, because at the end of the day, the only thing that the rest of the viewers will remember is this meaningless copypasta that pushed your comment up into the void.
twitch chat
August 2020
What happened to this ad? :(
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Times change...

twitchquotes: Laying on the ground, devastated by the news my beloved Kripp has joined TSM, a hooded figure approaches, kneels down, grabs me by the shoulder. β€œThis was not his destiny.” I said, holding back the tears. I look up, the stranger removes his hood and looks me in the eye, β€œTimes Change…” says Trump, as he pushes me to the ground. This wasn’t supposed to happen. BibleThump
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

I think I'm addicted to settings

God, I fucking love the settings app. I can't stop fucking changing the text size and checking for the new system update. God, the little slider icon turns me on so much. Whenever there is a system update I cry because I can't go on settings again. My screen time shows 107 hours of settings a day, which isn't even fucking possible.
August 2021

Dennis

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ο½„ο½…ο½Žο½Žο½‰ο½“ ο½“ο½ο½‰ο½”ο½…οΌŒ my ο½…ο½™ο½… ο½ο½•ο½”ο½ο½ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½™ go to ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ˆο½…ο½’ο½ ο½ˆο½…ο½ο½Œο½”ο½ˆοΌŽ i ο½—ο½ο½”ο½ƒο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ˆο½…ο½’ο½ ο½ˆο½…ο½ο½Œο½”ο½ˆ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œ i ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½“ο½…ο½˜ ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… οΌ’ skipped ο½”ο½•ο½’ο½ŽοΌŽ all ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ sudoku
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Concave head Wojak

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November 2018

I'll do it. I'll stream Final Fantasy

twitchquotes: Kripp is chained to the chair, sobbing as the man hacks at his face with a razor. He cries as the last bit of his beard is cut away, sapping him of his Romanian gypsy powers. "Please don't hurt her. I'll do whatever you want" says Kripp. The man with the razor laughs and says "Are you ready to accept the deal? Or do we need to hurt Pupparian?" Kripp shakes his head. "I'll do it. I'll stream Final Fantasy." WutFace
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp
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