[Copypasta] I have not been gifted a single sub

twitchquotes: Hey streamer, i just wanted to express my disappointment in your community with this message. I have been a active viewer for the past couple of years and despite my constant effort i have not been gifted a single sub by your community. You should really be ashamed.
twitch chat
July 2020
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Yet Another Among Us Crewmate

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
December 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Hey Krip, it's your hairdresser here, Snipparrian

twitchquotes: Hey Krip, it's your hairdresser here, Snipparrian, I just wanted you to know I'm greatful for the tip you gave me after I shaved your pubic hair into a Swastika, now your mods visit me on a daily basis too keep up the facist chat regime. Copy and pasta so Kripp knows of my thanks ใƒฝเผผส˜ฬšู„อœส˜ฬšเผฝ๏พ‰
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

French word for grape is raisin

twitchquotes: you know whats strange about english, you guys have a word for dried grapes: raisins. but the strange thing is that in french the word grape is litteraly raisin, but we dont have a word for dried ones, we just say dried grapes but in French so raisin sec BUT THATS NOT EVEN THE THE CRAZY PART because do you know what we call a bunch of grape together? a GRAPPE so a bunch of grape in french is Grappe de raisins ๐Ÿค”
twitch chat
May 2019

Reddit and Twitter changed their logos

twitchquotes: My entire life Iโ€™ve been a hardcore anti-minority white man who despised anyone who didnโ€™t look like me, but today I saw reddit and twitter changed their logos to the color black, and now Iโ€™m sitting here in shock just thinking about my choices in life. Wow.
twitch chat
June 2020

Furry

โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ ‰โ ปโฃทโฃฆโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃคโกถโ Ÿโ ‹โขปโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ ปโฃฟโฃงโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃพโกŸโ ‰โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โก„โ €โข€โฃ โฃดโ Ÿโ ‹โ ‰โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ปโ ฟโฃทโฃ€โ €โ €โฃธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โขโฃฆโกพโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ ฟโฃพโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โขพโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก€โ €โข€โฃ€โฃฐโฃพโกฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโก‡โก€โ €โ €โฃ€โฃฟโฃปโก—โ €โ ฐโฃ›โฃโ €โ €โ ˜โขฟโฃฟโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโก‡โ €โขฐโขงโกปโขŽโ ฟโ †โ ผโฃโ ปโฃฃโ €โ €โ ˆโขปโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโขกโ €โข โฃถโ –โ ƒโ โ ‚โ €โ ˆโ ‰โข‰โ €โข€โก„โฃฟโกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โข€โก โ ’โ ›โ ปโฃฎโ ˆโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ ฐโกทโก‡โ €โข€โฃฝโฃ‚โฃฟโฃ‡โฃฟโฃ‡โ €โฃ€โกคโ คโข€โ €โ € โ €โ €โฃžโ €โ €โ €โก€โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โกณโ ฆโ –โ €โก˜โฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโขปโฃฟโฃฟโ Šโ โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโข‚ โ €โขธโกŸโข€โ €โขธโก‡โฃฟโขฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ‘โ ‘โข„โ €โ €โกพโ Ÿโกโ €โขธโ €โ ƒโ €โฃฐโก–โ €โ €โข€โขธ โฃฐโ €โ ƒโขธโ †โขผโฃทโ ™โ €โก€โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ “โ Žโ †โ €โ ˆโขฒโฃคโก„โ €โขฐโกฟโขƒโฃดโฃถโฃผโก โฃฟโ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ ˆโ €โ €โกพโฃ…โฃ€โก€โข€โ €โ €โขธโก„โฃ โกพโ ›โ ‰โฃฟโฃฆโกฟโ ‡โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ โ € โฃฟโฃ„โ €โ €โข€โกทโ €โ ธโก‡โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโ ™โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃผโก…โ €โ €โฃทโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃถโฃถโฃคโฃ€โฃคโฃพโ ‡โ €
July 2020
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