[Copypasta] I have not been gifted a single sub

twitchquotes: Hey streamer, i just wanted to express my disappointment in your community with this message. I have been a active viewer for the past couple of years and despite my constant effort i have not been gifted a single sub by your community. You should really be ashamed.
twitch chat
July 2020
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Meet the Engineer TF2

twitchquotes: Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
twitch chat
June 2019

heart been broke

heart πŸ’” been broke πŸ“‰ so many times ⏰ i don’t know πŸ€” what to believe πŸ’― mama πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘© said πŸ—£ it’s my fault 😒 it’s my fault πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈi wear my heart ❀️ on my sleeve πŸ’ͺ i think it’s best πŸ‘πŸ» I put my heart ❀️ on ice 🧊
July 2020

Emoji Pasta

I saw it on the new hip website called Reddit!

twitchquotes: I saw it on the new hip website called Reddit! It's a pun on Read and It, Reddit! Isn't that swell! There are also these things called May-mays or otherwise known as memes there. They're really funny
twitch chat
November 2014
Trick2g

Lapras

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April 2017

Pokemon

Re-read my statement. Your reply is a logical fail

twitchquotes: Re-read my statement. Your reply is a logical fail. I would know because I scored a 174 on the LSAT which got me into Northwestern Law after graduating with top honors from UC Berkeley. BTW...the LSAT is an exam in logic.
twitch chat
April 2019
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