[Copypasta] I have not been gifted a single sub

twitchquotes: Hey streamer, i just wanted to express my disappointment in your community with this message. I have been a active viewer for the past couple of years and despite my constant effort i have not been gifted a single sub by your community. You should really be ashamed.
twitch chat
July 2020
I used to be a real ad
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There was a bug in the toilet

twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN ⬇️ TO PEE πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈπŸ’¦ THERE WAS A BUG 🐞 IN THE TOILET 🚽 BUT I THOUGHT πŸ’­ IT WAS DROWNED πŸŒŠπŸ‘» ❓❔❓❔ N WHEN I GOT UP ⬆️ ‼️IT WASN'T ❌ THERE πŸ‘‰ IM SOBBING 😭 IS IT IN MY FUCKING πŸ† BUTTHOLE πŸ‘β­• WHERE IS IT⁉️⁉️⁉️
twitch chat
July 2020

I apologize, as my English is rather substandard

twitchquotes: I apologize, as my English is rather substandard At what whereabouts were you when the popular browser video game Club Penguin shut down? I was in mine place of residence, when my communications device informed me that someone wanted to contact me. "Club Penguin, the popular browser MMO has shut down." "I disagree"
twitch chat
January 2020

ZOOMIN , IN THE FOreign. GOt thE enGINE ROARIN

twitchquotes: Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN πŸš— ⛽️Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN πŸš— ⛽️Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN πŸš— ⛽️Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN πŸš— ⛽️Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“GOt thE enGINE ROARIN πŸš— ⛽️Z OO MIN , IN THE FOreign β›½οΈπŸš“
twitch chat
March 2018
Tyler1

Hey Kripp, it's your dog, Dex!

twitchquotes: OhMyDog Hey Kripp, it's your dog, Dex! I just wanted to let you know that some more of my fur fell out today. Maybe it's that "vegan" diet you've been putting me on? Anyways, I love you, and wish you would stop playing that card game all the time and talk to me and Rania sometimes. Sorry, that's a lot to ask, I know you need money to buy us more "kale" or whatever. Anyways, good luck on your "Heart Stone"! OhMyDog
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp

Kripp paints and is one off lethal

twitchquotes: Discovering his inner-passion for painting, Kripp leaves Twitch for good and takes Rania and Dex on the road with him to pursue his dream. After six months Kripp realizes being an artist is a lot harder than playing video games. But it’s too late. Homeless and starving, Rania hates Kripp, Dex hates Kripp, and, worst of all, Kripp hates Kripp. Buying a gun one rainy day, he puts it in his mouth and pulls the trigger. click He forgot to buy bullets. β€œOne off lethal,” Rania sobs.
twitch chat
February 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

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