[Copypasta] JPOW was casually eating dinner

twitchquotes: JPOW was casually eating dinner with his wife and kids for Mother’s Day.. opened his investing.com app.. saw futures were red.. stopped mid dinner and folded his napkin.. headed to the basement.. fired up his money printers.. all why murming I’ll get these bears.. his wife yelled down and asked if he wanted dessert.. he didn’t even answer (and he loves dessert)
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May 2020
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Fairy tale of Reynard and Lea

twitchquotes: Let me tell you the fairy tale of Reynard and Lea. Once there was a magical salt-shaker named Reynard. He lived in a magical kitchen where the princess Lea would make sandwiches. One day Lea shook Reynard too hard and he broke, spilling salt everywhere. BibleThump
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November 2014
Reynad

Prize pool of 4 potatoes

twitchquotes: Hello, my name is Boris Ilya Pistolento. I'm from a small village in cold Siberia. For many years I dreamed of a profession, Cardstone player! But tetris all I can do. One day a trucker was crash in the back of the house of mine and a box fell out. It was the commodore 64, my dreaming is comming to reality. Now I can join the local tournamento, the prize pool of which 4 potatoes. Please no Copy-Pasta!
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December 2014
Forsen

Hearthstone

When well met, my eye automatically go to the paladin

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎ　ｗｅｌｌ　ｍｅｔ，　ｍｙ　ｅｙｅ　ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ　ｇｏ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｐａｌａｄｉｎ．　ｉ　ｄｉｖｉｎｅ　ｓｈｉｅｌｄ　ｍｙ　ｄｉｃｋ　ａｎｄ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｓｅｘ　ｗｉｔｈ　　ｔｈｅ　ｒｅｃｒｕｉ ｔ．　ａｌｌ　ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ　ｇｅｔ　ｄｏｗｎ．
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March 2014
Kripp

Troll face 6

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October 2021

It can only be described as a Twisting Nether

twitchquotes: I gasp in horror as Kripp pulls out his "huge gun". It can only be described as a Twisting Nether. He says "I got lethal now ". Then he topdecks Blizzard and frosts my face. I groan as he grabs my package and whispers "No sniperinos on my stream..." Then he continues to Gorehowl me.
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December 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

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