[Copypasta] i have not been gifted a single sub

twitchquotes: Hey streamer, i just wanted to express my disappointment in your community with this message. I have been a active viewer for the past couple of years and despite my constant effort i have not been gifted a single sub by your community. You should really be ashamed.
twitch chat
February 2020
What happened to this ad? :(
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My power is unBEARable

twitchquotes: ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ‒͑α΄₯β€’Κ” ก้ MY POWER IS UNBEARABLE ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ‒͑α΄₯β€’Κ” ก้
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

xqc 6 consoles

twitchquotes: Analyser, fucking moderator stance, sound filter, 6 monitors, pedals, drums, a gaming guitar, controller, 6 CONSOLES, 10 computers, BUNCH OF FUCKING WIRES, SOUNDPADS, SPEAKERS, ANTENA, SATELLITE, DOG, DOG CAM, CAT CAM, CAT TREE CAT THIS, and a bunch of dogshit dude, able to analyse NASAs landing speeds dude.
twitch chat
December 2020
xQcOW

Traumatized Mr Incredible

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February 2022

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twitch chat
August 2018

Pokemon Marathon 2018

Kripp fills me completely with value

twitchquotes: I stayed up all night, dreaming of this moment. My pulse is racing. Discarded salt packets and OJ cartons are strewn across the filthy bedroom floor. "Oh look it's another sub," says the Kripp. I am now fully erect. "Welcome to the five dollar club, bro" I barely hear as a single tear runs down my cheek while Kripp's fist fills me completely with value.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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