[Copypasta] i have not been gifted a single sub

twitchquotes: Hey streamer, i just wanted to express my disappointment in your community with this message. I have been a active viewer for the past couple of years and despite my constant effort i have not been gifted a single sub by your community. You should really be ashamed.
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February 2020
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Putin should start an OnlyFans to save the Russian economy

Think about it. The Russian economy is in shambles. All assets frozen, there's no money coming in. But if he just spread that hiney for some people who would like it then why not? With a couple butt spread pictures maybe a ruble can be worth more than a potato again. Here are some content ideas that I suggest: Wanking Videos (pretty basic, these are the cheapest ones cuz his dick๐Ÿ† is like 1 cm๐Ÿฅœ) Body Worship Videos (kinda hot ngl ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜ฐ, all his dick sucking oligarchs oil his body and touch him in ways he never thought possible๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿค›) Sanction Bukkake (a livestream where in a dick cums on his face every time he gets a sanction๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ) Lukashenko Sex Tapes (these are pretty expensive, a collection of Vladdy Daddy and Lukashenskank cumming with every position in the Kamasutra๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บโ™‹๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ•) Nuke-In-Crack Challenge (the most expensive one! This is where he fills his hole with the invaluable Russian crude oil and tries to fit a Nuclear Warhead up his ass! โ›ฝโ˜ข๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ†) What u guys think?
March 2022

Russian Ukrainian War

Hey Doublelift! It's me Greg from high school

twitchquotes: Hey Doublelift! It's me Greg from high school. How's it going man? Remember that one time you jacked off Mr. Stevens to get an A in gym? Haha classic Yiliang you always did the craziest things. Nice talking to you my man.
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February 2017
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Everytiem kripp topdeck

twitchquotes: Everytiem kripp topdick, i well met all over myself Kreygasm
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July 2014
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bestest tf

twitchquotes: Hello, my name is dongerino. I want to be the bestest TF just like OLDSCHOOL GG. I still work in banana factory as i m banana. I want to move to america land of FREEEEEDOM to live american dream. However i scared that best wukong reginald will eat me. Plz no copy dongerino my life story I got a dreamo al pacino stevo-o mike the situation sorrentino
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July 2014
TSM_Reginald

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Pimp had to discipline his whores

twitchquotes: เผผ ใค โ—•_โ—• เผฝใคReynad, I am a pimp and recently I had to discipline my whores, how will this affect my canesเผผ ใค โ—•_โ—• เผฝใค
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July 2014
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