[Copypasta] Penis Inspection Day

twitchquotes: I was talking to some people I know, and apparently I'm the only person who remembers "Penis Inspection Day" in Elementary School. The gym teacher took us into the washroom one at a time while everyone else kept playing, and tugged our foreskin back and inspected our penis to make sure we were developing properly and keeping clean. Surely I can't be the only one who remembers this, other people must have had Penis Inspection Day at their school too.
twitch chat
December 2019
What happened to this ad? :(
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NOT. SELLING. GAMESTOP.

šŸ¦ šŸŒ šŸ¦ šŸŒ šŸ¦ šŸŒ šŸ¦ šŸŒ šŸ¦ šŸŒ šŸ¦ šŸŒ NOT. FUCKING. SELLING. šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ NOT PRESSING ā€œSELLā€ ON 1. FUCKING. SHARE. šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š Iā€™LL GO TO $0.00 BEFORE BILLIONAIRES GET ONE MORE PENNY FROM US. šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ CANā€™T STOP. WONā€™T STOP. GAMESTOP. šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š TOMORROW, I THINK Iā€™LL BE HOLDING THE LINE. MAYBE MAKE SOME TENDIES, TOO. šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ Iā€™LL SEE EVERY ONE OF YOU BEAUTIFUL APES ON PLUTO SOON, AND ITā€™S GOING TO JUST BE A SEA OF SPARKLING DIAMOND. šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š šŸ’Ž šŸ¤š I LOVE YOU, ALL, AND Iā€™M NOT SELLING, AND Iā€™M NOT FUCKING LEAVING. NOT ONE. FUCKING. SHARE!!! šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€ šŸš€
February 2021

WallStreetBets

John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS

twitchquotes: Greetings Kripp, it is I, John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS. It has come to my attention that children are using my invention for malicious reasons. Please send me your address, phone number, credit card and social security numbers so I can help you fix this problem.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

This is so small to read even for you bro

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twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp

Bring on the PLEBOLUTION

twitchquotes: Dear subs, I may be a pleb but I am a human being. Please stop taking out your BDSM fantasies of caging us to satisfy your sexual frustration. Bring on the PLEBOLUTION į•™(ŲØ_ŲØ)į•—
twitch chat
August 2015
Trump

plebs vs subs

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