[Copypasta] i just love typing in chat K A P P A

twitchquotes: i just love typing in chat K A P P A it makes me feel so safe and good inside, its almost like eating Fruit Loops(TM) with sum good ass milk watching Dexter's Laboratory (Cartoon Network back when it was good) on a Sunday Morning back when my parents were still together, so I will now do it: Kappa
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August 2019
(ā–€ĢæĹĢÆā”œā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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PASTE THIS CREEP FOR THE REVERSE SWEEP

twitchquotes: PASTE SSSsss THIS SSSsss CREEP SSSsss FOR SSSsss THE SSSsss REVERSE SSSsss SWEEP
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September 2018

Rhyme Chant

An automated message from Blizzard Entertainment to Athene

twitchquotes: Greetings, AtheneLIVE! This is an automated message from Blizzardā„¢ Entertainment. You are receiving this message because our Hearthstoneā„¢ AI has flagged your account due to an unusual number of ranked game losses. We recommend that you use the "Suggested Card" feature before progressing any further. Thanks - The Blizzardā„¢ Team.
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July 2014
AtheneLIVE

America as a nation can be defined as a single word

"America as a nation can be defined as a single word: Iwasinthefootasdkjhasjckabcxdqiweywqfootuidhaksb... excuse me, I was in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping, traveling with him, traveled 17,000 miles when I was Vice President. I don't know that for a fact." - Joe Biden
April 2022

Joe Biden

This is Mordeā€™s mom

twitchquotes: Hi David, this is Mordeā€™s mom. I noticed you havenā€™t been picking my son for your team in gym class. Morde has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnā€™t make it easy on him when you reroll and say, ā€žWeā€™re never taking Morde.ā€œ I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Morde has phantom synergy, knight synergy, and he can hit 2 units! Why donā€™t you try being a bit more inclusive?
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July 2019
dogdog

Teamfight Tactics

I officially hate Twitch

twitchquotes: I officially hate Twitch. I worked so hard all day to make a copy pasta that would take the OWL by storm. But no one is considerate enough to copy it with me. Maybe I should just spam J LUL K E like the rest of you sheep
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March 2018
OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

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