[Copypasta] My average IQ after taking IQ tests...

twitchquotes: My average IQ after taking IQ tests from accredited psychologist is 134.5 โ†Only 2% of the human population score that high. I'm very close to genius level IQ. You calling me stupid is like some one calling Albert Einstein stupid. Which makes one of us look stupid. Hint: Not me.
twitch chat
August 2019
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas

Don/ Pepperoni, captain of the anti-riot police

twitchquotes: แ•ผEแ’ชแ’ชO Tแ—ฏITแ‘•แ•ผ แ‘•แ•ผแ—ฉT, แ—ชOแ‘Ž แ‘ญEแ‘ญแ‘ญEแ–‡Oแ‘ŽI แ•ผEแ–‡E, แ‘•แ—ฉแ‘ญTแ—ฉIแ‘Ž Oแ–ด Tแ•ผE แ—ฉแ‘ŽTI-แ–‡IOT แ‘ญOแ’ชIแ‘•E. แ”•TOแ‘ญ แ–‡IOTIแ‘ŽG แ–‡IGแ•ผT แ‘ŽOแ—ฏ, Oแ–‡ YOแ‘Œ แ—ฏIแ’ชแ’ช แ—ทE TOแ‘ญแ—ชEแ‘•KEแ—ช. YOแ‘Œ แ•ผแ—ฉแฏE แ—ทEEแ‘Ž แ—ฏแ—ฉแ–‡แ‘ŽEแ—ช. แ‘ŽO แ‘ญแ‘ŒEแ–‡TO แ–‡Iแ‘•O แ‘ญแ—ฉแ”•TEแ–‡Iแ‘ŽO แ—ชE แ‘ŽIแ–‡O Tแ—ฉแ–‡Eแ‘ŽTIแ‘ŽO
twitch chat
April 2014

Hearthstone

Mill druid is a great example of the theory of relativity

twitchquotes: Mill druid is a great example of the theory of relativity. The closer you get to the mill horizon the more time expands, eventually becoming infinite. ResidentSleeper
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Lenny face centipede

โ•šโ•( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)โ•โ• โ•šโ•(โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ)โ•โ• โ•šโ•(โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ)โ•โ• .โ•šโ•(โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ)โ•โ• ..โ•šโ•(โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ)โ•โ• โ€ฆโ•šโ•(โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ)โ•โ• โ€ฆโ•šโ•(โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ)โ•โ• ..โ•šโ•(โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ)โ•โ• .โ•šโ•(โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ)โ•โ• โ•šโ•(โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ)โ•โ• .โ•šโ•(โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ)โ•โ• ..โ•šโ•(โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ)โ•โ• โ€ฆโ•šโ•(โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ)โ•โ• โ€ฆโ•šโ•(โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ)โ•โ• โ€ฆ..โ•š(โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ)โ• โ€ฆโ€ฆโ•š(โ–ˆโ–ˆ)โ• โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ(โ–ˆ) โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.*
ascii art
December 2020

ATTENTION 2003 KIDS

twitchquotes: โ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธATTENTION 2003 KIDSโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ!!! This ๐Ÿ‘‡ is the last year of being a kid ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง! Because NEXT ๐Ÿ‘‰YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ’…!! PARTYING ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ƒ DRINKING ๐Ÿป๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท MAKING OUT AND SEX ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ PERIODS ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿซ HEARTBREAKS ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ช MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
twitch chat
June 2015
Kripp

Good Morning

twitchquotes: ( อกส˜โ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกส˜) GOOD MORNING ( อกส˜โ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกส˜)
twitch chat
November 2014
imaqtpie
More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing