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Teaching him how to throw so well
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Hey xQc my son is a huge fan of yours. Anyway over the past few days of watching you play this game hes got much better at playing baseball (he plays in the 11-13 year old division). I just wanted to stop by and thank you for teaching him how to throw so well.
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xQcOW
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of xQc?
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of xQc? I thought not. It's not a story the OWL casters would tell you. It's a tank legend. xQc was a tank main, so powerful and so wise he could use his shield to influence the DPS to do their jobs.. He had such a knowledge of the shields that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The tank mains of the game is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was getting banned for toxicity, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reported him to blizzard in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
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xQcOW
Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise
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Switch Hanzo's stormbow to scatter
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I'm new to Overwatch so sorry if I sound like a noob but... does anyone know how to switch Hanzo's stormbow to scatter? I want to use what the pros use. Thanks!
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This ELO IS UNFAIR
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THIS ELO IS UNFAIR! TIMTHEFATMAN IS IN THERE! LOSING EVERY GAME SESSION! GIVING HIS TEAM DEPRESSION!
THIS ELO IS UNFAIR! TIMTHEFATMAN IS IN THERE! LOSING EVERY GAME SESSION! GIVING HIS TEAM DEPRESSION!
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TimTheTatman
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HELLO 911 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM
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HELLO 911 π JAKE IS IN MY ROOM π HE HAS A PULSE BOMB π WHATS THAT? π ILL BE OKAY? π
HELLO 911 π JAKE IS IN MY ROOM π HE HAS A PULSE BOMB π WHATS THAT? π ILL BE OKAY? π
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