[Copypasta] i'm a gourmet god

twitchquotes: if you can affirm something you've eaten that I haven't then I'll sub. I'll give you 3 chances to make it fair since i'm gourmet god PS: Don't waste a guess on "dick". ;)
twitch chat
July 2019
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American Test Passed

twitchquotes: βœ“ Obesity βœ“ πŸ’₯πŸ”« βœ“ Laziness βœ“ Stupidity βœ“ 🌡 βœ“ McDonald's βœ“ Donald Trump βœ“ $70k College βœ“ Bad healthcare βœ“ Bad food βœ“ Bad music βœ“ Fahrenheit βœ“ Pounds βœ“ Inches βœ“ AMERICAN TEST PASSED
twitch chat
September 2015

Classic

EU vs NA

Super Meat Boy v2

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October 2020

Troll Face 2

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September 2016

Dat Boi isn't so great?

twitchquotes: Dat Boi isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a meme with such hilarity and re-usability online? Dat Boi puts the memes in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a meme of it's caliber and passion for the memes again. Pepe breaks records. Le toucan breaks records. Dat boi breaks the rules. You can keep your copypastas. I prefer the frog
twitch chat
September 2016

LS aka "Lost Sailor" is a navigator turned caster who hails from Antartica

twitchquotes: LS aka "Lost Sailor" is a navigator turned caster who hails from Antartica, having been lost at sea due to his lack of geographical knowledge as well as his lack of map awareness and ending up in the region known for their excellent ARAM skills and elderly pro players. He is specifically known for his knowledge about "freezing" and one-tricking Volibear in level 25 draft pick. He states: "I had to shove the wave and ended up in NA. If we hadn't anchored I wouldn't be hardstuck in the fucking atlantic sea" and "No, my pathing wasn't bad, if the captain had listened to me we could've denied 3 waves". He can be found sailing the bottom of solo-queue just like he almost sailed the bottom of the sea.
twitch chat
September 2020
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