[Copypasta] i'm a gourmet god

twitchquotes: if you can affirm something you've eaten that I haven't then I'll sub. I'll give you 3 chances to make it fair since i'm gourmet god PS: Don't waste a guess on "dick". ;)
twitch chat
July 2019
I used to be a real ad
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My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom

My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom when they thought we were asleep. I'd hear my mother excitedly talking about how much she enjoyed cocks as they jumped around on the bed. What surprised me though was, when we went to Spain she mentioned how cruel she thought bullfighting was. I never confronted her about the hypocrisy though.
October 2021

Kripp throws his paintbrush across the room

twitchquotes: Kripp throws his paintbrush across the room. "The canvas needed to topdeck exactly that color to win!" he yells. Dex brings Kripp his paintbrush and Kripp tries again. He tries to paint a happy tree but paints a sad cactus. "The canvas is obviously sniping. How else could it know I was painting a happy tree?" Dex barks. "Quiet, Dex!" screams Kripp as he paints the bottom right of the canvas and concedes.
twitch chat
November 2018
Kripp

yang gang for life

twitchquotes: If my girl šŸ‘© and yang šŸ¤“ both drowning 😱 and I can only save one 😢 catch me with my 1000 extra a month šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘ because it's yang gang for life šŸ˜¤šŸ˜‰šŸ˜ŒšŸ˜Œ
twitch chat
August 2019

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Sniperino

twitchquotes: ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½_•︻̷̿┻̿═━一 Sniperino
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March 2014
Reynad

NOPERS

twitchquotes: Gļ®žĶž Ģ¶Ķž ✊ Ģ¶Ķž D NOPERS ā±­Ķž Ģ¶Ķž ✊ Ģ¶Ķž ļ»ļ®žĶž
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January 2021
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