[Copypasta] i'm a gourmet god

twitchquotes: if you can affirm something you've eaten that I haven't then I'll sub. I'll give you 3 chances to make it fair since i'm gourmet god PS: Don't waste a guess on "dick". ;)
twitch chat
July 2019
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This player is fantastic

twitchquotes: This [insert CSGO team or player here] is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.
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July 2020

Classic

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Ben Shapiro counts to one million

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.
December 2020

Ben Shapiro

If the arms touch your name, you are LIT

twitchquotes: VAPE TEST. If the arms touch your name, you are LIT โŽ VapeNation โŽ 
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April 2016
Kripp

Chat Test

who is pokimane?

twitchquotes: who is pokimane? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜ฐ in math: my solution โž—๐Ÿ˜Š in history: my queen ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ˜ฃ in art: my canvas ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿฅณ in science: my oxygen ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ in geography: my world ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿคฏ
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February 2020
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Reynad was getting ready for his first HTC cast

twitchquotes: Reynad was getting ready for his first HTC cast. His palms were sweaty. Frodan sits next to him, "are you nervous Andrey?" Reynad wipes away his tears and says, "not anymore". They both smile and place their hands on each other's crotch under the desk. Reynad closes his eyes. KappaPride
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March 2016
Reynad

Hearthstone

KappaPride

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