[Copypasta] i'm a gourmet god

twitchquotes: if you can affirm something you've eaten that I haven't then I'll sub. I'll give you 3 chances to make it fair since i'm gourmet god PS: Don't waste a guess on "dick". ;)
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July 2019
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OUR DONGERS ARE RAZOR SHARP

twitchquotes: (\ ( ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°) /) OUR DONGERS ARE RAZOR SHARP (\ ( ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°) /)
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May 2015
imaqtpie

What is left of the Kripp we all loved?

twitchquotes: No PoE, no cattarrian, no OJ, not nl. What is still left of the kripp we all loved? Now he plays casualstone, fists subscribers, drinks mango juice and plays for TSM
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January 2015
Kripp

With this dust of a Dorito chip, I use this chant to summon Kripp!

twitchquotes: (つ•̀ᴥ•́)つ*:・゚✧ With this dust of a Dorito™ chip, I use this chant to summon Kripp! (つ•̀ᴥ•́)つ*:・゚✧
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August 2015
Kripp

Response to Pokimane's tease that she might leave Twitch

tare you kidding me? i spent so much money on you, tier 3 every month and you’re not even going to be on Twitch anymore? this is unjust! not to mention the countless channel points ive collected to redeem on POKI stickers and maybe even more! ResidentSleeper, L streamer.
February 2022
Pokimane

Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

twitchquotes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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April 2014

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