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July 2019
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Fuck you all, Iโ€™m never listening to this sub again.

Yesterday I said weโ€™d see a rally like weโ€™ve never seen before I was ridiculed and the market went down this morning so I accepted defeat and sold my nvda calls and got tesla puts. My account is down bad right now. I also hedged with a tesla call so hopefully Iโ€™ll make something. Somehow oil also tanked. Fuck you all. Iโ€™m only listening to myself now. Youโ€™re all retarded and so am I for listening to you. Edit: not sure why some of you degens think Iโ€™m blaming you. Of course itโ€™s my fault. This is a shitpost update. Stop taking it so seriously you retards See you tomorrow
March 2022

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November 2014

Kripparrian Lord of the Saltmen has returned to me

twitchquotes: ( อกแด อœส– อกแด) I แดกแด€สŸแด‹ า“แดส€ แด…แด€สs, สœแด€s ษชแด› ส™แด‡แด‡ษด แดแดษดแด›สœs. sแด แดแด€ษดส sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แดแด‡ส€s ส™แดœแด› แดส สŸแดแด แด‡ า“แดส€ สแดแดœ sแด›แด€สs สŸแดสแด€สŸ. แดษดแด‡ แด…แด€ส ษช สŸแดแดแด‹. แด„แด€ษด ษชแด› ส™แด‡ sแด? แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ษชแด€ษด สŸแดส€แด… แดา“ แด›สœแด‡ sแด€สŸแด›แดแด‡ษด สœแด€s ส€แด‡แด›แดœส€ษดแด‡แด… แด›แด แดแด‡. ษช แด€แด sแด สœแด€แด˜แด˜ส. แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ ษดแด แด„แดแด˜สแด„สœษชษดแด แดแด€แด„สœแด˜แด€แด˜แด‡ส€ษชษดแด. ( อกแด อœส– อกแด)
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November 2014
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Am I the asshole for dropping my 6 year old son at an orphanage for his inability to trade options?

This started about 4 years ago when my son was 2 years old. I started to supplement his picture books and cartoons with beginner options books and Martin Shkerli's live videos on how to pick pharmaceutical stocks. Over the course of these years I feel like he has retained absolutely nothing even though I have spent every waking minute trying to make him understand. I have done almost everything that I have thought of including having Jerome Powell's speeches play while he is sleeping and only having Warren Buffet on the TV to try and make him understand the market. I felt as though I got to a breaking point when he couldn't differentiate between a straddle and a strangle even though we we went through different strategies for almost a month straight. I finally convinced my wife that we were doing the right thing when I said that he will soon be a Wendy's worker begging his wife's husband for a weekly allowance because he will never amount to be anything. I couldn't fathom raising a kid who was not able to able to make a profit from trading options by the time he was 10. With all that said if anyone wants a 6 year old child who is shitty at market strategy check out Eternal Sunny Orphanage in Omaha, Nebraska and maybe your luck will be better than mine with him.
September 2021

Am I The Asshole?

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Oh I'm sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you?

Oh I'm sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you? Do you want a bandaid? Do you want a hug? Do you want a kiss? I will kiss you. I will do it. Right on the mouth. Come here snowflake.. that's it.. your lips are so soft, snowflake.. mnnhm... ah...... snowflake..........
January 2022

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