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What happened to this ad? :(
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John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS
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Greetings Kripp, it is I, John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS. It has come to my attention that children are using my invention for malicious reasons. Please send me your address, phone number, credit card and social security numbers so I can help you fix this problem.
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Kripp
Why not just play melee?
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I find it so weird that the smash4 crowd is so hype that ultimate "moves more like melee" Like if youre so torqued about melee movement why not just.. play melee? The game is already out, doesn't require a 300$ console, is likely a better game, and doesn't have an expiration date
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Wow! I love Verizonā¢!
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Wow! I love Verizonā¢! Iām glad that the internet is so free! Isnāt it great to say whatever you want and have your opinion represented equally across the internet! Itās really great! Good thing Verizon has spent millions on having that removed Iām sure they wonāt abuse it! Thank you Verizonā¢! I love Verizonā¢! Donāt you love Verizonā¢?! Say it! Say it! Say you love Verizonā¢! Canāt you see theyāre protecting us from all those small businesses who want to steal a fraction of their market?! Donāt you hate those people disagreeing with you?! I sure love Verizonā¢! Thank you Verizonā¢! Thank you for sticking your gold plated rusty knives up our asses and looking us dead in the eyes and saying āthis is whatās best for a free and open internetā and slowly twisting it deeper and deeper until we eventually just give out and shit money into your fat wallets!
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All hail Wildturtle!
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OMG Its The Real Wildturtle! The best player in the whole NA Server! We are so blessed to be graced with this stream. All Hail Wildturtle!!! Please copy and paste this to show the great Wildturtle our love!
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WildTurtle
Joe Rogan is obsessed with cooking meat over fire
I have become obsessed with cooking meat over fire. I get prepared for it. I make sure I'm hungry before I cook it.
The smell of the smoke and the aroma of the crackling meat ignites some ancient genetic memories. It makes cooking and eating significantly better.