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Copypasta jokes are not funny
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Copypasta jokes are not funny. Itβs annoying and incredibly irritating to me when I say something in chat because I would enjoy actual responses and I instead get my own words thrown back at me. Please don't just copy my messages and be original! Thank you!
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Ban one elephant
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π BAN π ONE π ELEPHANT π AND π YOU π GET π THE π WHOLE π PARADE π
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Ban X Get The Whole Y
PASTE THIS CREEP FOR THE REVERSE SWEEP
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PASTE 
THIS CREEP FOR THE REVERSE SWEEP
THIS CREEP FOR THE REVERSE SWEEP
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DONGER TO ME
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βΉββ( ΰΊΩΝΰΊ )βββΉ DONGER TO ME, SQWAAK βΉββ( ΰΊΩΝΰΊ )βββΉ
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An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.