[Copypasta] Sir you have been found with Rocket League hacks

twitchquotes: Sir you have been found with Rocket League hacks. A SWAT team is on the way to your location. Make sure the door is open, otherwise they are ready to break it down. Don't destroy any evidence and don't contact your accomplices! Prepare disks, flash drives and any other multimedia devices containing illegal materials, proving your criminality. Be prepared to answer the questions during your interrogation! Cooperate and don't deny the charges against you.
twitch chat
June 2019
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I want to come. Not on your face

twitchquotes: I want to come. Not on your face. Not on your titties. I want to come over whenever you need me. Those late nights when you have too much on your mind. Or you have nothing on your mind. I’ll be there, whenever you need me.
twitch chat
February 2019

Not your naked body

boatyVV

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September 2018

OMG that was not a c9 plat chat

twitchquotes: OMG that was not a c9 plat chat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you see, I know what a c9 is because I'm a low diamond and understand concepts such as c9, reset, dive and goats, unlike you PLATS πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ
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May 2019

Overwatch

Amaz and Kripp

twitchquotes: Amaz moans hard as Kripp gropes his smallish package. β€œPepperoni” Kripp whispered into Amaz’s elvish ear, as they started making out. β€œDo…do I win?” Amaz says tentatively, as Kripp slowly tugs away his pants. β€œYour deck is crazy” Kripp says, as he flips Amaz on his back. β€œIt’s lethal guys” Amaz says playfully, as he presents his Twisting Nether.
twitch chat
August 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

KappaPride

This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form (twitter)

This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Dream doesn't love you. He can't love you. Dream doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.
May 2021
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