[Copypasta] Sir you have been found with Rocket League hacks

twitchquotes: Sir you have been found with Rocket League hacks. A SWAT team is on the way to your location. Make sure the door is open, otherwise they are ready to break it down. Don't destroy any evidence and don't contact your accomplices! Prepare disks, flash drives and any other multimedia devices containing illegal materials, proving your criminality. Be prepared to answer the questions during your interrogation! Cooperate and don't deny the charges against you.
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June 2019
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Kripp is actually still living in Canada

twitchquotes: Kripp Is actually still living in Canada, He's Got Artificial sunlight to make it look like he's living in another timezone with Speakers that emit background sound All so that he can get more Euro and Australian Viewers and make it look like he's not actually a vampire so vampire hunters donโ€™t hunt him down. I see through your disguise Kripp Kappa
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November 2014
Kripp

Eredar Lord of the Casual Legion

twitchquotes: ๏ผน๏ผฏ๏ผต ๏ผฆ๏ผก๏ผฃ๏ผฅ ๏ผซ๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผฐ๏ผฐ๏ผก๏ผฒ๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผก๏ผฎ๏ผš ๏ผฅ๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผค๏ผก๏ผฒ ๏ผฌ๏ผฏ๏ผฒ๏ผค ๏ผฏ๏ผฆ ๏ผด๏ผจ๏ผฅ ๏ผฃ๏ผก๏ผณ๏ผต๏ผก๏ผฌ ๏ผฌ๏ผฅ๏ผง๏ผฉ๏ผฏ๏ผฎ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

How it feels to be a CSGO Liquid fan

I wake up from my slumber as the ray of sunlight passes the curtains and falls on my eyes, I sit on my bed for a while scrolling down through social media and then I make my way to the washroom. I sit on the toilet knowing this Liquid roster will never work out and as I defecate and the waste masses exit my body I look down and all I see is the current state of Liquid. As I flush the toilet I see the memories of the Intel Grand Slam run and all the other titles getting flushed and fading away into the pit of abyss. I look in the mirror and the flashbacks of last year's performances hit hard, I grab onto with the sheer force of hope. I hope that we shall rise one day, resurrect as a phoenix from the ashes but now it seems inevitable. The players on the team are way too passive and lord NAF himself cannot do anything. If you want to know how it feels to be a Liquid fan. It hurts everyday, every minute, every second, seeing my favorite team suffer. Seeing my lord NAF struggle in pain. The agony in his face and the sadness that multiplies every time they lose.
March 2022

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Smoking Frog

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May 2017

HOW TO GET SPAGHETTI OUT OF NINTENDO SWITCH urgent !!!!!

hi guys long story short i tried asking my friends and everything and nobody is helping i got mad at smash bros so out of anger i threw a bowl of spaghetti on my dock and i think a noodle got stuck in the top because it got pushed in and so i came here because everybody else is ignoring me so i thought maybe somebody out there that did the same thing has some advice please help my last resort is having to send this to nintendo because that cost money and is scary to mail it out
June 2021
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