[Copypasta] Sir you have been found with Rocket League hacks

twitchquotes: Sir you have been found with Rocket League hacks. A SWAT team is on the way to your location. Make sure the door is open, otherwise they are ready to break it down. Don't destroy any evidence and don't contact your accomplices! Prepare disks, flash drives and any other multimedia devices containing illegal materials, proving your criminality. Be prepared to answer the questions during your interrogation! Cooperate and don't deny the charges against you.
twitch chat
June 2019
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Kripp and Arthus

twitchquotes: οΌ­ο½™ ο½“ο½ο½Ž ο½”ο½ˆο½… day you ο½—ο½…ο½’ο½… ο½‚ο½ο½’ο½ŽοΌŒ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½–ο½…ο½’ο½™ websites of ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½’ο½Žο½…ο½” ο½—ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ο½ο½…ο½’ο½…ο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½Žο½ο½ο½…οΌš οΌ«ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ο½ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ŽοΌŽοΌ­ο½™ ο½ƒο½ˆο½‰ο½Œο½„οΌŒ οΌ© ο½—ο½ο½”ο½ƒο½ˆο½…ο½„ ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ pride as you grew ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½ a gamer of ο½ˆο½ο½’ο½„ο½ƒο½ο½’ο½…ο½Žο½…ο½“ο½“οΌŽοΌ²ο½…ο½ο½…ο½ο½‚ο½…ο½’οΌŒ our ο½†ο½ο½ο½‰ο½Œο½™ ο½ο½Œο½—ο½ο½™ο½“ ο½ο½Œο½ο½™ο½…ο½„ ο½ˆο½ο½’ο½„ο½ƒο½ο½’ο½… ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½†ο½’ο½‰ο½…ο½Žο½„ο½“ ο½ο½Žο½„ οΌ© ο½‹ο½Žο½ο½— you ο½—ο½‰ο½Œο½Œ ο½Žο½…ο½–ο½…ο½’ ο½ο½Œο½ο½™ ο½ƒο½ο½“ο½•ο½ο½Œ scrubcore ο½“ο½ˆο½‰ο½”οΌŒ but ο½”ο½ˆο½… truest ο½ˆο½ο½’ο½„ο½ƒο½ο½’ο½…ο½Žο½…ο½“ο½“ is my ο½“ο½ο½Ž is ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½…ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½’ο½”ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‰ο½Žο½‡ your ο½–ο½‰ο½…ο½—ο½…ο½’ο½“οΌŽ οΌ© ο½”ο½…ο½Œο½Œ you ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ for ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž my days come to an ο½…ο½Žο½„ you ο½“ο½ˆο½ο½Œο½Œ ο½Žο½ο½” be ο½ƒο½ο½“ο½•ο½ο½ŒοΌŽ
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

ASCENDED invisible spam

twitchquotes: ASCENDED invisible spam                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        PogChamp
twitch chat
March 2015

Classic

Grow up chat, grow up

twitchquotes: This chat disgusts me. 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. The other 40% are 14 year olds pretending to be 41. And the remaining 30% just copy pastes the longest message they can find in the chat. Grow up chat, grow up
twitch chat
March 2019

I hate Twitch Chat

Just seen Biden in a hotel

twitchquotes: Just seen Biden in a hotel and I asked how he was feeling about the election. He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into a toilet and spat in my mouth while whispering β€œcount every vote” over and over in my ear. Make of that what you will.
twitch chat
November 2020

2020 US Election

DO A BACKFLIP

97%, of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a building about to jump. "If you are the 3% sitting there with popcorn, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP," Repost this.
December 2020
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