[Copypasta] Sir you have been found with Rocket League hacks

twitchquotes: Sir you have been found with Rocket League hacks. A SWAT team is on the way to your location. Make sure the door is open, otherwise they are ready to break it down. Don't destroy any evidence and don't contact your accomplices! Prepare disks, flash drives and any other multimedia devices containing illegal materials, proving your criminality. Be prepared to answer the questions during your interrogation! Cooperate and don't deny the charges against you.
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June 2019
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My name is Sheep

twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

When Kripp is eat I pretend he is eat me

twitchquotes: Wสœแด‡ษด Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ษชs แด‡แด€แด› ษช แด˜ส€แด‡แด›แด‡ษดแด… สœแด‡ ษชs แด‡แด€แด› แดแด‡. ษช ษขแด แด…แดแดกษด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แดกแด‡แด› แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด›สœส€แดแด€แด› แด€ษดแด… แด€แด ษชษด แดกแด€ส€แด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ sแด›แดแดแด€แด„สœ. แด›สœแด‡ษด ษช ษขแด แด…แด‡แด‡แด˜แด‡ส€ ษชษดแด›แด แด›สœแด‡ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜. ษช แด€แด แดแด€แด…แด‡ ษชษดแด›แด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ษขแดสŸแด…. แด›สœแด‡ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ sษชแด›s แดษด แด›แดษชสŸแด‡แด› แด€ษดแด… า“ส€แด‡แด‡s แดแด‡. ษช แด€แด sแด€แด… ษช แด€แด ษดแด สŸแดษดษขแด‡ส€ แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ า“แดแดแด…. แด›สœแด‡ษด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด‡แด€แด›s แดแด‡ แด€ษขแด€ษชษด.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

A New Toucan Has Arrived

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘Aโ–‘NEWโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘TOUCANโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘HASโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ARRIVEDโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ– โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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January 2019

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We require you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life Incorporatedยฉ. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
twitch chat
March 2015
Kripp

Tempostorm royalty fees

twitchquotes: (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Dear Mr. Kripp. We at Tempostorm have heard that you have used the coined word "Tempo" in a stream today. Reynad will contact you shortly regarding royalty fees. Have a good Tempo Day Back (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp
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