[Copypasta] I hate Stuart Little

twitchquotes: I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you're thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no, Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A god damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he's supposed to be a hero? And I can't even tell you how many damn times I've seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible.
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May 2019
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Shots 1-5 clearly missed

Summary: Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
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Quarantine? More like quaran time

twitchquotes: Quarantine? More like quaran time πŸ•‹πŸ•‹πŸ•ŒπŸ‘ may allah bless you
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Hey Tyler, I heard you’re having problems with fatigue

twitchquotes: Hey Tyler, I heard you’re having problems with fatigue on your stream 2 days ago. This could be due to micronutrient deficiencies. Make sure you’re getting enough Zinc, Magnesium and Vitamin D. You can go to *** to check if you’re lacking nutrition. Also watch the sugar since it causes insulin spikes and subsequent drops which could cause your fatigue. (not shilling that website btw I just want you to reach your full potential) <3 <3 <3
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I donated $3

twitchquotes: Yo wtf. I donated $3 (my daily allowance from my parents) to play Lil Pump - ESSKEETIT (fav song) and he isn't playing it. Hello? Why is this chat allowing this streamer to get away with this? Why are you idiots just spamming your 'memes' instead of trying to get my song played? Fuck this. This is the last time I donate. I hope you spend your $3 wisely, jerk.
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A fine capitalist girl

twitchquotes: I may be✊ a communist πŸš©βš’β­οΈ but if i seeπŸ‘€ a fine πŸ’―πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜© capitalist πŸ’°πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ girl πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈ you betπŸ˜€πŸ™Œ imma be tryna seize πŸ‘ the means of dat booty πŸ‘πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’―
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