[Copypasta] I hate Stuart Little

twitchquotes: I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you're thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no, Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A god damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he's supposed to be a hero? And I can't even tell you how many damn times I've seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible.
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May 2019
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I'm significantly more attractive and more interesting than you

twitchquotes: I'm significantly more attractive and more interesting than you, and so is my girlfriend. Your girlfriend is very ugly. And so are you. These are facts. Debate me.
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July 2020

yang gang for life

twitchquotes: If my girl ๐Ÿ‘ฉ and yang ๐Ÿค“ both drowning ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and I can only save one ๐Ÿ˜ข catch me with my 1000 extra a month ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ because it's yang gang for life ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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August 2019

Emoji Pasta

Jim Cramer responds to GameStop apes on Twitter

But you know what? I miss the good people whom i used to interact before these pathetic parodies of human minds ascended from the gates of hell. Well, now that i know they are going broke and just care about Gamestop and pump and dump schemes I will end their tyranny. NOW
September 2021

WallStreetBets

Valorant censorship

At least you have the fucking balls to say it. Like in Valorant in the voice chat if you call someone a retard for being trash at the game and not using a mic, and he's a Russian player, you're "banned". Nevermind that the race of the player exists independently from how trash he is at the game. Obviously not all Russians have no mic, (correlation/causation), but this "all players are equal" political correctness bullshit is making it impossible for Valorant players to solve a problem they cannot discuss.
August 2021

Valorant

This is Wildcard Region Police, NA you are coming with us

twitchquotes: (โˆฉ อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)โŠƒโ–ญ This is Wildcard Region Police, NA you are coming with us (โˆฉ อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)โŠƒโ–ญ
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October 2015

League of Legends

EU vs NA

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