[Copypasta] I hate Stuart Little

twitchquotes: I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you're thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no, Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A god damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he's supposed to be a hero? And I can't even tell you how many damn times I've seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible.
twitch chat
May 2019
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ascii art
September 2021

Sneaky please enable NODDERS

twitchquotes: Sneaky, I think of you as a very smart and somewhat educated person with great foresight. Many people don't see the appeal of NODDERS but the simple combination with NOPERS can exponentially increase the streamers and viewer experience. You, a man of profound wisdom regarding such matters will clearly understand and enable NODDERS, thanks. FeelsClassyMan
twitch chat
July 2020
Sneaky

Yee

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ascii art
May 2016

Hurr Durr Durr Pizza

twitchquotes: α••OpieOPα•— οΌ¨ο½…ο½Œο½Œο½ οΌ«ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½οΌŒ οΌ£ο½™ο½‚ο½’ο½‰ο½˜ ο½ˆο½…ο½’ο½…οΌŽ οΌͺｕｓｔ ο½—ο½ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½„ ｔｏ ο½“ο½ο½™οΌš β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺοΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ¨οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ€οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ² οΌ°οΌ©οΌΊοΌΊοΌ‘ α••OpieOPα•—
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp

Memes are a very important issue that we face everyday

twitchquotes: I'm here to speak with you about a very important issue that we in the LoL community face everyday, memes. Memes are infiltrating our ranked queues. Memes are infiltrating our in-houses. Memes are raping our mothers and killing our fathers. The World Health Organization has traced the source to a subset of extremely toxic streamers. This group of streamers is led by the one called imaqtpie. If you ever come in contact with imaqtpie, please do a 360 and moonwalk away from his stream. Unfollow and unsubscribe. If you do this, we may still have a chance. I dream of a future where LoL is played in parks and playgrounds, in office and student lounges, and even in the bedroom, completely free of memes. Please support our cause and no pasterini
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January 2015
imaqtpie

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