[Copypasta] I hate Stuart Little

twitchquotes: I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you're thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no, Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A god damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he's supposed to be a hero? And I can't even tell you how many damn times I've seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible.
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May 2019
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Approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Who asked?

According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.
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UwU what's this? Nuzzles how are you

twitchquotes: Rawr馃惒馃悐 x3馃構 nuzzles how are you馃槈馃檪 pounces on you馃槢 you鈥檙e馃槂 so馃槃 warm馃馃槇 o3o馃槒 notices馃槸 you have a bulge馃崋 o:馃槸馃槷 someone鈥檚 happy馃槂 ;)馃槈馃槣 nuzzles your necky wecky馃槇馃槜~ murr~ hehehe馃槉 rubbies馃憢馃 your bulgy馃崋 wolgy you鈥檙e馃槍 so big馃槸馃槷 :oooo rubbies馃憢馃 more on your bulgy馃崋 wolgy it馃毇 doesn鈥檛 stop馃洃 growing 路///路 馃槓kisses馃槡馃槝 you馃檪 and lickies馃槤馃憛馃挦馃挦
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I'VE GOT THE STREAM IN MY SIGHTS

twitchquotes: 嗉监簣賱蜏嗪堗冀锞壜凤富谭鈹惶库晲鈹佷竴I'VE GOT THE STREAM IN MY SIGHTS
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Why won't my sister french kiss me?

Why won't my sister french kiss me? I have a date this weekend and I have never kissed a girl. Anyways I asked my sister nicely if shed let me practice french kissing with her. She slapped me and locked herself in her room. I screamed that she was the only girl I could practice with and she was being selfish. She got scared and called the cops. Plus she told her boyfriend and he wants to kick my ass. WTF is wrong with my sister. I hate her so much
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Hey Doublelift! It's me Greg from high school

twitchquotes: Hey Doublelift! It's me Greg from high school. How's it going man? Remember that one time you jacked off Mr. Stevens to get an A in gym? Haha classic Yiliang you always did the craziest things. Nice talking to you my man.
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Tanner from High School

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