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HahHaHahAhHAHA How the fuck is depression real? Just be happy 
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Ben Brode and Tyrande
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Ben Brode twirls his fingers in Tyrande's soft dirty blue hair. "If I do this, will you make Elune great again?" Tyrande asks as she starts to undress. "Just do as I say and I'll give you the next Dr. Boom". Tyrande prepares her Cockbiter Weapon. She nods as Ben Brode takes out his 4 mana 7/7 and slams it into Tyrande's 0/5 tightwell. "BY ELUNE'S GRACE"! Tyrande screams. After Boom-botting for 3 seconds, "HAAHAAHAA! YOU HAVE BEEN PURIFIED!" Brode yells as he SCAMAZes all over Tyrande's face..
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Jam a man of fortune xQc
Jeff Bezos vs Elon Musk
Jeff Bezos
-Bald
-Exwife took half his networth
-Second richest person
Elon Musk
-Grew back full head of hair
-Has girlfriend, allegedly had a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne
-Richest person
TSLA > AMZN
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Twitch chat hydra
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Ξ¨ΰΌΌΰ² ηΰ² ΰΌ½Ξ¨ THIS IS THE TWITCH CHAT HYDRA! YOU BAN 1 HEAD 2 NEW ONES WILL START TO SPAM! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! Ξ¨ΰΌΌΰ² ηΰ² ΰΌ½Ξ¨
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People Who Fake Disorders Be Like
Red is the color of blood and thatβs offensive and scary. Please refrain from using or ever mentioning the color red, as that is a trigger for me.
A trigger of what you ask? One of my 20 disorders. ADHD, DID, Tourettes, OCD, anxiety, BPD, depression, OSDD, PTSD, Obesity, CPTSD, schizophrenia, psychosis, anorexia, and many many more.
Prove it? Oh, let me switch real fast
tics and throws phone across room OwO h-h-helloβ¦ this is Dream πΎ (he/they) (5 years old) (trauma holder) uwu. You were just speaking to Zayπ₯ (they/them) (22 years old) (Leader of the system) OwO do you be-be-believe me now? Sorry for the stutter, I was born with it π€ͺππ₯Έππ₯Έ
*switches back to Zayπ₯ (They/them) (22 years old) (leader of the system) I told you π but you didnβt believe me. Just wait to be canceled by all the Twitter users. Twitter, do your thing π