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HahHaHahAhHAHA How the fuck is depression real? Just be happy 
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(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Pretending I'm Ahri
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Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to come watch.
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Classic
League of Legends
Kripp defending Blizzard on Diablo Immortal
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Hi Kripp, video game journalist and decent human being here. Looking to get your thoughts on the disgusting response of entitled gamers to the Diablo Immortal reveal. On a scale from Hitler (least evil) to Straight White Male PC Gamer (most evil), how would you characterize those who criticize Blizzard? Hope to hear you are as unbiased as I am, thanks!
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Kripp
Exercise caution and stay away from the Subs
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SECURITY ALERT: A Romanian man, roughly 6'5", skeleton thin, with black hair and scraggly beard has been seen riding the NYC Sub train and violently "Bro-Fisting" passengers. He's accompanied by a short Asian man dressed as Hitler who reputedly cuts out the tongue of anyone who refuses to give him $5. Exercise caution and stay way from the Subs!
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Kripp
Hearthstone
I think i need a special vaccine
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π³ what's this? my heart is beating so fast π I feel dizzy π€ͺ what is this tension in my lower body? 
I am sweating so much π₯΅ I think i need a special vaccine π because I have [insert streamer name]virus π€π€π€
I am sweating so much π₯΅ I think i need a special vaccine π because I have [insert streamer name]virus π€π€π€
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what happens when you give t1 viagra?
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what happens when you give t1 viagra? he grows taller
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Tyler1