[Copypasta] I'm epic gamer style

twitchquotes: Yeah I’m not surprised your girl wants to leave you for me. Not my fault I’m fucking epic gamer style. Why wouldn’t she wanna be with me lol I have a 3.2 kd in Fortnite, backseat game in Twitch chats, and I reddit hard as fuck. Sorry for being too dope
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May 2019
Found on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MoistCr1TiKaL/status/1125560692180959232
(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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