[Copypasta] I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to

twitchquotes: I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to. Your life is fucking empty, which is why you're relishing this little bit of attention you're getting from someone. You spent an evening tweeting inane opinions and reactions into the void. Let me know when reality kicks in.
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May 2019
Found on Twitter: https://twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/1122723573221560320
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MoonMoon can you please stop feeding?

twitchquotes: Hey Moon, I'm currently watching the stream with my 5 year old son, now I don't mind all the cursing but can you please stop feeding? I don't want my son to learn how to suck at video games
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February 2017
MOONMOON

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Donald of the House Trump

twitchquotes: SMOrc In the name of Donald of the House Trump SMOrc , First of his name, rightful President of the States. Lord of the 2 political parties, SMOrc Protector of the Border. I trumpW sentence you to exile. SMOrc
twitch chat
August 2015

A review for the videogame "Among Us"

This game has ruined my fucking life. I'm going to end it and take you all with me because I can't bear to look at anything anymore. Any shape I see is distorted into amogus, any time I hear the word suspicious, sus, task, vent, report, ANYTHING, human pattern recognition turns it into amogus. I close my eyes and i see amogus, i see jerma985 grinning as the gates of my soul are opened by amogus and I can feel the festering sclunge of words and shapes pour in, filling all that I am with the ringing noise of amogus
April 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Doggies can be vegan too

twitchquotes: I am a dog being raised by a very loving family. Or at least I was, until a balding romanian gypsy kidnapped me from my home. Now he doesn't let me go outside and doesn't feed me. Every time I try to tell him I am hungry he puts green leaves in my bowl and says doggies can be vegan too if they try hard enough. I believe this man is mentally disabled. Please send help. OhMyDog
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June 2016
Kripp

Helicopter just dropped down to say

damn this shit crazy dawg but โ–ฌโ–ฌโ–ฌโ–ฌโ–ฌ.โ—™.โ–ฌโ–ฌโ–ฌโ–ฌโ–ฌ โ–‚โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–‚ โ—ขโ—คโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„ โ—ขโ—ค โ–ˆโ–„ โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€ โ•ฌ โ—ฅ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ—ค โ•โ•โ•ฉโ•โ•โ•ฉโ• โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ just dropped down to say โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ You hella gay, no cap โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ โ˜ป/ โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ /โ–Œ โ•ฌโ•โ•ฌ / \
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December 2020
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