[Copypasta] I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to

Moonmoon can’t beat a box of oatmeal

twitchquotes: This is fucking sad honestly. This man has been playing this game for hours on end , trying to memorize each and every attack and move. He has died over 1000 times to a box of oatmeal and hasn’t even gotten close to beating it. He comes up with an excuse for every death his chatroom watching him is even trying to give him energy “ GivePLZ

TAKE ME ENERGYTakeNRG “ and give him tips which he ignores.Yet he still can’t beat a box of oatmeal how pathetic.

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September 2017

MOONMOON

98% of memes aren't even remotely funny

twitchquotes: Did 👏 You 👈 Know? 💭 98% of 💦 memes 🐸 aren't 🚫 even 🌃 remotely funny, 😄 but 🍑 rather

an 👹 indication of 💦 the 👏 low 📉 intelligence, absence of 💦 empathy, and 👏 devolution of 💦 modern 🖥 man. 👨

twitch chat

July 2017

Teddy Roosevelt messages Kripp

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, This is Teddy Roosevelt calling! I am concerned that you have formed a monopoly on the hearthstone section of twitch dot telly. You must renounce this darkness immediately or I will SMITE YOU like I did Andre Carnegie and Nelson Rockemsockem. You must give up your monopolistic ways or face the mighty wrath of the White House and the US Judicial system. Much love to Rania and the baby. Regards, yo boi TD

twitch chat

June 2016

Kripp

Hearthstone

Team Rocket Prepare For Trouble in Japanese

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August 2018

Pokemon Marathon 2018

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[Copypasta] I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to

Moonmoon can’t beat a box of oatmeal

98% of memes aren't even remotely funny

Teddy Roosevelt messages Kripp

Hearthstone

Team Rocket Prepare For Trouble in Japanese

Pokemon Marathon 2018

Ban hammer

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