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Imagine going to an online chat and spamming it with brainless text for no reason.
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(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Greetings Kripp, I am Dr. Hannibal Lector
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ΰΌΌ γ€ Ν‘ Ν‘Β° Ν Κ Ν‘ Ν‘Β° ΰΌ½γ€ Greetings Kripp, I am Dr. Hannibal Lector, renowned Psychiatrist based in Baltimore, Maryland. I have heard you are the saltiest man alive, I am intrigued by a man of your... tastes. I would like to invite you for... dinner. ΰΌΌ γ€ Ν‘ Ν‘Β° Ν Κ Ν‘ Ν‘Β° ΰΌ½γ€
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Kripp
Classic
salty
AYAYA RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES
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MOSHI MOSHI π 
RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES π NEED BACKUP π ARIGATO π
RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES π NEED BACKUP π ARIGATO π
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Weebs
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Auto-Pay feature
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Hello Octavian Kripparrian, Marvel Future Fight devs here. We have noticed you have used our "Auto-Play" functionality extensively today, with much better results than when you played the game yourself. Because of this success, we are happy to announce another brand-new feature: "Auto-Pay". We have seen you spend a large amount of time inefficiently upgrading your character, and this time is better spent Auto-Playing. Please click the "Auto-Pay" button, and let your Credit Card do the work!
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Kripp
sellout
Classic
Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked
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Who Asked?
This is Bob Ross communicating from beyond the grave
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Hi, this is Bob Ross communicating from beyond the grave. I dedicated my life to painting so that you brats could do something more productive with your lives than sitting on your *** playing your stupid Atari games all day. I don't appreciate you morons abusing my legacy and turning me into some childish meme that you can spam on your little MSM chat thing. Now go paint a mountain or something and don't you dare copypaste this.
Hi, this is Bob Ross communicating from beyond the grave. I dedicated my life to painting so that you brats could do something more productive with your lives than sitting on your *** playing your stupid Atari games all day. I don't appreciate you morons abusing my legacy and turning me into some childish meme that you can spam on your little MSM chat thing. Now go paint a mountain or something and don't you dare copypaste this.
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Bob Ross