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Don't get salt Reynad!
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(โโฟโโฟ) Don't get salty Reynad! Ur doing great! (โโฟโโฟ)
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I have plenty of $5 bills
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Kripp how do we know you're not naked from the waist down? Also if you're not, how much would it cost to make that happen? I have plenty of $5 bills ... Just saying...
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Dear Reynad, I've really grown to appreciate the rivalry between you and Amaz
Let's. Make. Some. Pasta.
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Even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now...
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I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia. They had to put an IV directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closet I've ever been to dying. What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now 
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