[Copypasta] ResidentSleeper pyramid

twitchquotes: only real ResidentSleeper er can build this perfect pyramid ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper . Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me !! ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper And my pyramid still higher!!!!!! ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper
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March 2019
What happened to this ad? :(
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1 v 1 me on RUST!

twitchquotes: Listen here, you scrublords: swiggety-swaggety-swoo is the bee's knees! Now if you disagree, I'll napalm your house m8! Get rekt! 1 v 1 me on RUST! Subscribe or I'll quick scope you non-blud. Puff puff puff 420 blaze--everyday!
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November 2014
Kripp

Littlesiha indeed Twitch ad script

twitchquotes: Hey guys welcome to the stream it's littlesiha, I'm a twitch ambassador and I just reached 10000 subscribers on twitch. Alot of people tune in to see the emotes being used I didn't have anyone to do my emotes and then I found jinkooo.. Sometimes finding the perfect job can be difficult, as a designer I'm always trying to up level my work and this was a great opportunity to do that. I'm so lucky that jinko and I connected cus I don't think I would have any success without him. Great moments are the work of many!!!
twitch chat
March 2021
littlesiha

Mario

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ascii art
November 2014

Jacked off in the shower while laying down in the tub

Jacked off in the shower while laying down in the tub -- shower water raining down from above. It was very nice and ended nicely. Later that day, I went to take a shit. Shit wouldn't come out, and I felt an odd tugging sensation between my ass cheeks. Thought I was dying and started freaking out while I tried to pinch my shit off to investigate. Turns out my jizz had found its way into my ass cheeks while laying down in the tub, mingled with all my ass hair, and solidified into a gelatinous plaster. Upon shitting, the hair was so fucked together that my cheeks couldn't separate for the shit to emerge (felt like that playdoh hair salon toy). I ended up having such a massacre of shitcum on my ass and hands that I had to get back in the shower just to clean off.
December 2020

If the human body is 75% water...

twitchquotes: If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? Kappa
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September 2015
Reynad

salty

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