[Copypasta] Can you stack these cans

twitchquotes: DrinkPurple hey matey can you stack this can jus likeme :) DrinkPurple try like me! try like me! heres another can. : ) DrinkPurple try like me to stack this cans can you can you ?? :) DrinkPurple stack 4 or 5 whether you ask me or not. EZ for ME
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C9 is losing the team fight on the point uncontested

twitchquotes: LEARN PLAT CHAT! C9 is losing the team fight on the point uncontested during overtime But alot of players now say C9 when they WIN a point and losing the fight when the time runs out.
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Facestone

twitchquotes: Important message from BlizzardĀ® Customer Support: We recently renamed HearthstoneĀ® to FacestoneĀ®. Please make sure not to use HearthstoneĀ®, SkillstoneĀ® or RNGStoneĀ® since these names are obsolete. Thank you.
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How will this affect my propain?

twitchquotes: hey reynad, gril here, i am sad to say that i have a leak, how will this affect my propain?
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Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading PjSalt.EXE

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I used to work at an abortion clinic

I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed: ā€¢ ā A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight ā€¢ ā A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor ā€¢ ā They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name) ā€¢ ā One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns ā€¢ ā The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man ā€¢ ā The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life" ā€¢ ā The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos ā€¢ ā The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy) ā€¢ ā During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free
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