[Copypasta] I'm an elite smash pro

twitchquotes: Excuse me??? I'll have you know that I'm an elite smash pro in the smash ultimate leaderboards kid. I'm not gonna take any sort of disrespect from you, I've carved a name for myself in smash history bud. You're a nobody, Sakurai personally looks at all my matches to balance the game and I could get you shitty main nerfed to the floor if I fucking wanted to so watch your back you nobody.
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March 2019

Super Smash Bros

What happened to this ad? :(
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This ZeRo guy seems pretty good

twitchquotes: This ZeRo guy seems pretty good. He could be a top player in a few months or maybe even #1.๏ปฟ
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January 2019

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Pecan ice and pecan butter

twitchquotes: do yall remember those two little white boy in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling? I hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when I would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill *** voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed I will never forgive them
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February 2017

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THROW THIS CRAB 2 MAKE HBOX MAD

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿฆ€ THROW ๐Ÿฆ€ THIS ๐Ÿฆ€ CRAB ๐Ÿฆ€ 2 ๐Ÿฆ€ MAKE ๐Ÿฆ€ HBOX ๐Ÿฆ€ MAD
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June 2019

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Pac-Man projectiles

twitchquotes: FeelsGoodMan FBBlock ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ“ ๐ŸŠ ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿˆ โœˆ๏ธ ๐Ÿ”” ๐Ÿ”‘
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April 2019

Super Smash Bros

How Melee players describe Ultimate

twitchquotes: Smash community: ultimate is fun! Melee players (not part of smash community) : First time I got ultimate and tried it, after having played Fox-only on Final Destination for years in Melee, I was so disappointed. I couldn't Doowop a Skippity Uppity Airslap into a Wavedashed Cockdump Sparklenut. You aren't even allowed to Spitshine a ledge canceled Dickknob after twirlywhirly dibbidybobbidyboo 2: Electric Boogaloo.
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February 2019

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