[Copypasta] I'm an elite smash pro

twitchquotes: Excuse me??? I'll have you know that I'm an elite smash pro in the smash ultimate leaderboards kid. I'm not gonna take any sort of disrespect from you, I've carved a name for myself in smash history bud. You're a nobody, Sakurai personally looks at all my matches to balance the game and I could get you shitty main nerfed to the floor if I fucking wanted to so watch your back you nobody.
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March 2019

Super Smash Bros

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64 is cool, Melee is too, Ultimate will suffice

twitchquotes: <3 64 IS COOL <3 MELEE IS TOO <3 ULTIMATE WILL SUFFICE <3 SO LET’S BE NICE <3
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February 2019
VGBootCamp

Super Smash Bros

Joker fursona bodyguard

twitchquotes: Okay CLEARLY sakurai is playing favorites already wtf. Joker is literally bayo, cloud, olimar put together. He gave him a GUN for gods sake and you LMFAO you can’t even hurt his fursona bodyguard ohmygod
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April 2019

Super Smash Bros

Bro, you MASHING right now!

twitchquotes: Last night, I dreamt I was the head chef at an Italian restaurant, and a notoriously-picky food critic was waiting for his meal. I was terrified. His review would make or break my career as a chef. I spent an hour cooking up the best pasta I had ever made, and brought it out to his table. But the moment I came up to him, he turned to me and shouted "Bro, you MASHING right now!" I was stunned. It was NairoMK. I woke up in a cold sweat.
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November 2019
NairoMK

Super Smash Bros

Don't mind me taking my IKE for a walk

twitchquotes: ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°) ___[NAIR][NAIR] Don't mind me taking my IKE for a walk
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February 2019

Super Smash Bros

SPAM THIS BREAD TO HELP BALD HEAD

twitchquotes: SPAM πŸ₯– THIS πŸ₯– BREAD πŸ₯– TO πŸ₯– HELP πŸ₯– BALD πŸ₯– HEAD πŸ₯–
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May 2019
pgESAM

Rhyme Chant

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