[Copypasta] For people that use "XD"

twitchquotes: But the real question is, when this musing entered your mind, did you really make such a face? Was it so funny that your face contorted into a gaping wide-mouthed smile as your eyes aggressively squinted shut? Did you truly "ex dee"? Were you able to see your screen as you typed with your eyes held steadfast as though they were steel vice grips clamping with hundreds of pounds of force?
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February 2019
I used to be a real ad
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If you are a view bot, please type MrDestructoid

twitchquotes: This is an automatic message from Amaz. I've lost some of my viewbots. If you are a viewbot, please type MrDestructoid in comments so then I can count you all. Thank you.
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Amaz

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A PROTESTOR STOOD UP AGAINST POLICE BRUTALITY IN LEGO CITY

A PROTESTOR STOOD UP AGAINST POLICE BRUTALITY IN LEGO CITY START THE UNMARKED POLICE VAN HEY! BUILD THE UNMARKED VAN AND OFF TO THE KIDNAPPING PREPARE THE INFANTRY, OPEN THE BACK DOOR AND MAKE THE UNLAWFUL ARREST THE NEW MILITARIZED POLICE COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
July 2020

Lego City

Listen to me, chat. You have a problem

twitchquotes: Listen to me, chat. You have a problem. We both know you're depressed, anxious, and unhealthy in general. You spend all day on Twitch enjoying games vicariously through others and spamming copypastas in chat. This has to stop. I'm asking you NOT to copy and paste this message, but go outside for a change. Get a new hobby. Make some friends. Turn over a new leaf. It's your only hope at this point.
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JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE

twitchquotes: ヽJUSTICE｀、｀RAINSヽ｀ヽヽ☂ PogChamp ☂ ヽヽFROMヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ABOVEヽ｀
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EU>NA

twitchquotes: I *** on the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, the Fattys, Guys who have no idea of anything and the most Hated Country EU > NA 4 ever
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