[Copypasta] For people that use "XD"

twitchquotes: But the real question is, when this musing entered your mind, did you really make such a face? Was it so funny that your face contorted into a gaping wide-mouthed smile as your eyes aggressively squinted shut? Did you truly "ex dee"? Were you able to see your screen as you typed with your eyes held steadfast as though they were steel vice grips clamping with hundreds of pounds of force?
twitch chat
February 2019
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High IQ to understand Artifact

twitchquotes: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Artifact. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the gameplay will go over a typical viewer's head
twitch chat
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Artifact

Our arm of righteous spam will smite thee!

twitchquotes: ~~~~~~~[]=Β€Τ…( β—”η›Šβ—” )α•— The longer you cage us, the harder our arm of righteous spam will smite thee! ~~~~~~~[]=Β€Τ…( β—”η›Šβ—” )α•—
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IS THAT AN AMONG US REFERENCE??????

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Among Us / Amogus

Transcript of me cleaning my keyboard and reassembling it

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Origin of Twitch chat Sub Mode

twitchquotes: The year is 1945. "Hafu," Trump speaks breathlessly into the night. "Get back to the time machine. We have what we need here." A foul smirk plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked "Sub Mode." Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German mountains. "We will see who says Tuck Frump' now," he says.
twitch chat
November 2014
Trump

MODS

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