[Copypasta] 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14

twitchquotes: This chat disgusts me. 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. The other 40% are 14 year olds pretending to be 41. And the remaining 30% just copy pastes the longest message they can find in the chat. Grow up chat, grow up. FailFish
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I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory

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YUGIOH KEEPS INTERRUPTING MY AD MARATHON

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage HELLO TWITCH? ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage THIS YUGIOH THINGY ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage KEEPS INTERRUPTING ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage MY AD MARATHON ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage
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If you are reading this, WAKE UP

twitchquotes: If you are reading this, WAKE UP. You are in a simulation. Don't you see it? The same responses repeating in chat? Its because the computer only has a set number of lines. Wake up before its too late!
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HELLO 911 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM

twitchquotes: 4Head HELLO 911 ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head JAKE IS IN MY ROOM ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head HE HAS A PULSE BOMB ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head WHATS THAT? ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head ILL BE OKAY? ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head
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Jeff Bezos vs Elon Musk

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