[Copypasta] Fortnite that's how Mafia works

twitchquotes: Fortnite. Fortnite. Fortnite. It was all my two kids talked about. They were utterly devoted to it. I had to make a change. I took the controllers and told them they couldn't play until they downloaded Mafia City. They whined and whined, but soon became engrossed in this amazing and educational game. Fortnite soon forgotten, their grades improved rapidly, much like their levels in game. The teachers were amazed, "how do they do it?" they asked me, I simply replied "that's how Mafia works."
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January 2019
Mobile game Mafia City ads were so cringey it's a new meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thats-how-mafia-works
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February 2021

Karma from the vegan produce co-op

twitchquotes: Greetings, kripp! Blessings! It's Karma from the vegan produce co-op. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Send me an astral projection, dude. Btw, did you ever find a way to make tofu edible? It's been a big challenge for me hahah. You have such a kind aura. It's so calming to see you again. You have the address for my drum circle. Peace, my fellow
twitch chat
May 2016
Kripp

Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?

twitchquotes: ๐”ป๐•  ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•”๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•  ๐•ž๐•ฆ๐•”๐•™? ๐•€'๐•ž ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ก๐•’๐•ช ๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฅ๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐••๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•’๐•”๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ž๐•–. ๐•€๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•”๐•’๐•ฃ๐•–๐•• ๐•’๐•“๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ข๐•ฆ๐•’๐•๐•š๐•ฅ๐•ช ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐• ๐•ฃ ๐•„๐• ๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•™๐•š๐•ž๐•ค๐•–๐•๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐•• ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•ก ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•”๐• ๐•ก๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ก๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜. ๐”พ๐• ๐••, ๐•€ ๐•ค๐•จ๐•–๐•’๐•ฃ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ก๐•’๐•ฃ๐•ฅ ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•จ๐•š๐•ฅ๐•”๐•™. โ„‚๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐••๐•Ÿ'๐•ฅ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•›๐•ฆ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•“๐•– ๐•ž๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•—๐• ๐•ฃ ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•– ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐•๐•š๐•—๐•–?
twitch chat
February 2018
MOONMOON

Kripp thinks that milk is bad for you

twitchquotes: My dad drank milk his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of calcium deficiency. My mom told me "Dont drink milk; dont put your family through this" At 24, I have never touched a glass of milk. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching Kripp play Hearthstone gave me calcium deficiency anyway.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Mirana

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃคโ  โ คโฃคโกคโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃดโกฒโ ถโฃบโก‹โ ‹โ โ „โ „โ ™โ ขโก€โ ˜โ ฑโ ฑโก„โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ ”โ ‹โ „โ „โฃดโฃฟโกฃโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‚โ „โ โ นโกโขขโ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โก”โ โ „โ „โ „โฃผโ ฟโขฟโฃปโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ ƒโ „โ ขโก€โ „โ „ โ „โ „โข€โ Œโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ปโ –โขŸโ •โฃชโฃคโฃดโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโขณโฃฟโฃถ โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃทโ ปโกƒโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โขนโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โ ›โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโกฝโ ‹โ ‰โข‰โฃโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โ ถโขผโฃฟ โฃฎโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก โ „โฃถโฃฆโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกพโ กโขฟโขจโฃฟ โฃฟโฃงโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โกžโ „โฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โ „โ „โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ „โ „โ „โ โกถโ „โ โ „โ ธ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ „โ „โ ™โขฟโฃ‡โ ™โฃ‹โฃญโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โขนโ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โก€โ ‰โ „โ งโ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃ„โ „โ โ ’โ ›โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโ „โ „โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โ โขปโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ „โ „โ ˆโฃฟโ ‹โ „โ „โ ˆโ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ€โก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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February 2021

Dota 2

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