The other day, it was âtake your kid to work dayâ at my dadâs job. It was really epic and poggers because I got to skip school for it. As we were walking in, I couldnât help but notice that the company logo roughly resembled a crewmate from the popular game, Among Us. I asked my father, âIs this the Among Us but real??â My dad replied âNo, son, this is the Pepsico corporate office.â
As we entered the building, my dad said âSon, I have a lot of work to do today. You can hang out with the other kids or play on your phone, just please stay on this floor.â He then entered the elevator and left. I turned to the other kids (who were all playing on their phones) and said âDoes anyone wanna play some Among Us?â However, no one else wanted to play. I was getting bored, so I decided to explore around a little bit. I walked into the elevator and pressed the button for the top floor.As the elevator door opened, I saw what appeared to be a long hallway. As I was walking down it, I found a door that was labeled âExecutive Meeting Roomâ. The door was unlocked, so I walked in and there were about 15 people in suits and ties around a table. They all looked up at me in confusion. One of them asked me âHey buddy, are you lost?â I noticed that his nametag read âHugh Johnson, CFOâ. âDoes CFO stand for Chungus Fortnite Officer?â, I asked. âNo, it does not. And where is your parent? Go back to the bottom floor young man!â He was yelling at me. So I said âYouâre sus. I should eject you, Hugh Johnson. Do you have a⌠HUGE JOHNSON?! Thatâs funny like Big Chungus, which is the Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes but a big rabbit!â I laughed. Everyone was looking up at me in shock when I said âWanna play some Among Us guys?â
The CEO, a very sexy woman, ooga booga awooga, said âYoung man, go back to the first floor now!â But the sexy woman I just couldnât listen to as I admired her. âNo, because you have big tits.â Her jaw dropped, and she said, âYoung man, this is an important meeting. Get the fuck out!â She then used the intercom to call security. Coming to the realization that I was running out of time, I pulled down my pants to show everyone my Among Us underwear. I jumped up onto the meeting table and started twerking (to make sure everyone saw my among us underwear I got for Christmas) and said âDo you like what you see?â Everyone was yelling at me to get out as I was twerking. âIâm so hot~~~~â I said. The yelling got louder. I ran out of the door and closed it, hoping that security wouldnât find me. I quickly ran into the elevator and went down.
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