[Copypasta] Will twitch chat copy pasta anything?

twitchquotes: Will twitch chat copy pasta anything? I sometimes type up big paragraphs trying to be clever and pander to the type of humor that copypasters enjoy. I am beginning to wonder if that matters at all though, will they paste this even though I'm not being funny or referring to some 2015 hearthstone joke about some other dead HS streamer? I guess I'm about to find out.
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August 2018
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Ben Shapiro Olive Garden breadsticks

Letโ€™s say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, since they are unlimited, that means that you will never run out. However, on Earth there is a limited supply of the materials required to make breadsticks. Thus, if I were to attempt to eat as many breadsticks as possible, I would not be able to as eventually you would sell out, am I correct? Now that we have established that there are infinite breadsticks but finite supplies to make them, would it not be reasonable to conclude that you are either breaking the laws of physics, or are lying to me? And since one cannot break the laws of physics, logically you must be lying to me. Facts donโ€™t care about your feelings liberals, you have committed the crime of false advertising and must give me free food or I will inform the authorities.
September 2020

Ben Shapiro

Both dudes

twitchquotes: (โ€ฟห โ€ฟ) _(โ€ฟห โ€ฟ) only the chosen one can fist both dudes . โŽ KappaPride โŽ 
twitch chat
October 2018

KappaPride

Y U NO

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘ โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€ โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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December 2020

Daga Kotowaru (I refuse)

โฃผโ €โ €โขปโ ฟโกฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃ’โ ถโ ฟโขฟโฃทโฃทโฃฆโฃŸโฃปโกฟโ ฟโฃทโฃถโฃญ โ ปโฃ„โข€โกคโ คโ ดโ ›โขฆโฃฉโกญโ —โขบโกฟโ ฏโ ฝโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃคโฃฝโฃŸโฃปโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโฃฆ โ €โ นโฃพโ โฃ€โ €โ €โฃŠโ โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขฆโฃ€โฃคโ ดโ ›โ ‰โขฟโก“โ ถโฃฏโฃญโฃนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โฃฟโกŸโขนโข โกžโฃกโ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃปโก‹โ โ €โ ™โ ปโฃญโฃŸโก’โกฒ โ €โ €โฃฟโ ถโ พโกŸโฃ†โขฐโก„โ €โฃ โ ”โ ‹โ โก—โ €โข€โฃ โ ดโ šโฃ‰โกณโ „โ €โฃ โฃพโ ฟโ ˆโ ™โข“ โ €โฃฐโฃฟโ โข€โฃ™โขฎโกณโฃฅโ žโ โ ˜โ „โ €โฃงโฃถโฃ‹โฃฅโขถโฃปโกญโ ฟโฃ—โฃดโก‹โฃŸโฃ†โฃ โ พโ ‹ โ €โฃงโฃฟโ ผโฃฟโ ›โขทโฃฟโฃพโก‡โ €โข โกโข‰โฃ‰โฃฅโฃ–โฃ‹โ ›โ ฆโขคโฃ€โ €โ €โกฝโ ธโฃโก€โข โ ‹ โ €โขณโฃพโ €โ ˆโขฉโขนโฃฟโกฟโ โ €โ โ ธโฃ„โ ˜โขฏโฃ‰โฃ‰โฃฏโฃฟโฃณโฃฎโ €โ ˜โฃ‡โฃ โกฌโฃบโฃโขฃ โ €โ ˆโฃฟโ €โ โ €โข€โกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ Šโ “โ „โก‰โขฉโฃญโ ฟโ €โ โ ’โก‰โฃฏโ žโฃงโขธโ ˆ โฃคโ คโฃผโก‡โ €โ €โกžโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกโ €โข โ ‡โ €โ €โกโ €โขˆโฃคโกผ โข โ žโข‰โฃงโ €โ €โฃ‡โ คโฃฆโฃ„โก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกธโ โกโ ›โ ‚โ €โข€โกŸโฃ€โกพโ ‹โ  โ โข โกžโฃฟโข โฃถโฃžโขทโ พโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โขโกœโ €โ €โ €โฃ”โฃซโฃพโกฟโฃงโ €โ € โข€โกŸโ €โขปโฃ โฃฟโกพโฃญโฃฝโฃฆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกผโขกโ โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃงโกพโ ‹โ €โขผโก‡โ € โขธโ โ €โขธโกโขฃโฃโก›โ ›โ ปโ งโ €โ €โ €โข€โ šโ €โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃฟโขปโขณโข†โข€โฃผโก‡โ € โ ธโก‡โ €โ ธโก‡โ ˆโ Œโ ‰โ ™โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโ โขฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฐโฃฟโ Žโฃฟโ ฆ โ €โขนโก„โ €โฃฟโขโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ †โฃ€โฃ โ ดโ –โ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โข€โฃคโขžโฃตโ ƒโ €โ นโฃ‡ โขฃโก€โ ™โขฆโกˆโ “โ ฎโขคโฃคโฃคโฃคโกถโ žโ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ โกคโ žโ ‹โกคโ œโ ƒโ €โ €โ คโ ›
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January 2021

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Hello. My name is Inigo Dongtoya

twitchquotes: ใƒฝเผผ อ  อ ยฐใ€œ อœส–ใ€œ อ  อ ยฐ เผฝ๏พ‰ยค=[โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” Hello. My name is Inigo Dongtoya. You killed my Kappa. Prepare to die.
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March 2015

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