twitchquotes:
Listen to me, chat. You have a problem. We both know you're depressed, anxious, and unhealthy in general. You spend all day on Twitch enjoying games vicariously through others and spamming copypastas in chat. This has to stop. I'm asking you NOT to copy and paste this message, but go outside for a change. Get a new hobby. Make some friends. Turn over a new leaf. It's your only hope at this point.
twitch chat
but it's too hot lemme take it off 
damn my hair is messy lemme fix it 
ahh much better 
um... e-excuse me mr. imaqtpie... r-rank one is the other way 