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β οΈWARNINGβ οΈ cock inspection is NOT required at the vaccination sites!!!! don't be tricked like me!!
So I was waiting in line to receive my vaccine when all of a sudden this medical "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my patient registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my cock because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm patient identity. Because I thought he was a medical official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I received the vaccine I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy vaccinating!
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You fool. The statement "It's opposite day" is paradoxical by nature.
You fool. You imbecile. You absolute buffoon. You cannot simply say "I'm gay! It's Opposite Day btw". The statement "It's Opposite Day" is paradoxical by nature. With the logic that everything said during Opposite Day is untrue, saying "It's Opposite Day" on Opposite Day negates that statement. Because the statement "It's Opposite Day" is now untrue, it is no longer Opposite Day and therefore your original remark is now correct. That means it IS opposite day, and a neverending cycle that is known as The Liar's Paradox is created. You were a complete idiot not to invoke the conditional clause. For example, if you were to say, "If it were opposite day, I'd be gay!" your statement would not be holed. You have been snared within a web of your own making. Listen to the sky crack and fall. The universe will implode on itself and it's your own fault.
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Κβ’α΄₯β’Κ Κ Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ Κβα΄₯ββΏΚ Κΰ² α΄₯ΰ² Κ Κβ’α΄₯β’Κ Κ Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ Κβα΄₯ββΏΚ Κΰ² α΄₯ΰ² Κ Sorry, I dropped my bag of bears Κβ’α΄₯β’Κ Κ Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ Κβα΄₯ββΏΚ Κΰ² α΄₯ΰ² Κ Κβ’α΄₯β’Κ Κ Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ Κβα΄₯ββΏΚ Κΰ² α΄₯ΰ² Κ
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