Iām fucking shaking and crying right now yāall, and people arenāt taking me seriously. This is a DUMB FUCKING HOLIDAY, where people say shit that ISNāT FUCKING REAL for NO REASON. Iāve cut off 8 family members already for falling for this shriveled up, half-assed ANNUAL CORPORATE FIG LEAF like the NPC SHEEP THEY ARE. Maybe if they listened to REAL COMEDY like Bill Maher or political satire that validates what I already believe in, theyād be WORTHY OF INTERACTING WITH. BUT NO, I have to scroll through my timeline, seething, wailing and gnashing my teeth as Iām BOMBARDED BY LOW EFFORT CORNY CAPITALIST PROPOGANDA. THIS IS A SERIOUS DAY. Iām allowed to be this pressed about ha-ha corny joke day because ITāS SERIOUS FOR ME AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE. My great uncle was tragically flattened while trying to rob a coca-cola vending machine on this date, and PEOPLE ARE STILL MAKING CORNU FUKUNG JOKES. Iāve had enough
Iām fucking shaking and crying right now yāall, and people arenāt taking me seriously. This is a DUMB FUCKING HOLIDAY, where people say shit that ISNāT FUCKING REAL for NO REASON. Iāve cut off 8 family members already for falling for this shriveled up, half-assed ANNUAL CORPORATE FIG LEAF like the NPC SHEEP THEY ARE. Maybe if they listened to REAL COMEDY like Bill Maher or political satire that validates what I already believe in, theyād be WORTHY OF INTERACTING WITH. BUT NO, I have to scroll through my timeline, seething, wailing and gnashing my teeth as Iām BOMBARDED BY LOW EFFORT CORNY CAPITALIST PROPOGANDA. THIS IS A SERIOUS DAY. Iām allowed to be this pressed about ha-ha corny joke day because ITāS SERIOUS FOR ME AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE. My great uncle was tragically flattened while trying to rob a coca-cola vending machine on this date, and PEOPLE ARE STILL MAKING CORNU FUKUNG JOKES. Iāve had enough
the best way to waste time
twitchquotes:imaqtpie's stream is undoubtedly the best way to waste time. Nothing of value happens here and you can study a real homeless man in preparation for when your life inevitably falls apart as a result
imaqtpie's stream is undoubtedly the best way to waste time. Nothing of value happens here and you can study a real homeless man in preparation for when your life inevitably falls apart as a result
NA is so ba... I should brush my teeth
twitchquotes: NA is so ba... maybe i should brush my teeth NA is s... maybe i should floss fk give me dentures
SMOrc NA is so ba... SMOrc maybe i should brush my teeth SMOrc NA is s... SMOrc maybe i should floss SMOrc fk give me dentures SMOrc
When chugging RedBull⢠I have more energy to stream
twitchquotes:When chugging RedBull⢠I have more energy to stream. When my friend drank the competition's Monster energy drink he literally died. RedBull⢠however keeps me full of energy and ready to stream. RedBull⢠RedBull⢠RedBullā¢
When chugging RedBull⢠I have more energy to stream. When my friend drank the competition's Monster energy drink he literally died. RedBull⢠however keeps me full of energy and ready to stream. RedBull⢠RedBull⢠RedBullā¢
ESAM's tag actually has a secret meaning
twitchquotes:fun fact: ESAM's tag actually has a secret meaning. the SAM is for his name, Samuel. the E stands for "electronic" since he plays electronic games