[Copypasta] Roses are red, I'm flexing today

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ roses are red ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ violets are blue ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ i'm flexing today ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚ why aren't you?? ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜‚
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September 2017
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Tides, you suffer another extremely unjust loss

twitchquotes: Once again, Tides, you suffer another extremely unjust loss. I have no idea why you keep losing game after game, even though you possess superb drafting and world-class champion decision making skills. Thereโ€™s clearly something not right since you are the best player of Teamfight tactics.
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June 2019
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Malta vs Penguins

This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.
May 2021

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Squid

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘(โ—)โ–’โ–’(โ—)โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–Œโ–’โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014

japan is best country in the world!

grrrr jappan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก!!!๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿคฌ!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis cultureโ›ฉ๐ŸŽŽ๐ŸŽ better than amrican๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘Ž!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere ๐Ÿ—ผand sakura trees are so ๐ŸŒธ a e s t h e t i c ๐ŸŒธ UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinฤ“!!! ~hmph baka -_- ๐Ÿฎ
August 2021

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Forsen how DARE you miss lethal

twitchquotes: Forsen how DARE you miss lethal. You are a pro gamer. I look up to you as my hearthstone mentor, perhaps even as a father figure. My dad wouldn't miss lethal, and neither should you...
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November 2014
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