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๐ช ๐ roses are red ๐ช ๐ violets are blue ๐ช ๐ i'm flexing today ๐ช ๐ why aren't you?? ๐ช ๐
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Kripp discovered one weird trick to look twice his age
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Kripp is the remarkable twenty year old that discovered one weird trick to look twice his age. It's called being VEGAN and it limits your bodyโs nutritional intake and makes you look and feel TWICE AS OLD. Why would anyone want to be vegan you may ask, well all vegans hate animals so they eat all the animals food so that they starve to death.
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Kripp
Doot diddity donger cuckerino
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๐๐ธ๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ต๐ ๐ญ๐ธ๐ท๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฌ๐พ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ
๐๐ธ๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ต๐ ๐ญ๐ธ๐ท๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฌ๐พ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ
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imaqtpie
Avatarmelon
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Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon. Long ago the four melon nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Firemelon Nation attacked. Only the Avatarmelon, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the melon world needed him most, he vanished.
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Reynad
I pretended to be a girl in csgo
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I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend. Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam. 11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking cock. We're looking to move in together in October.
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