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[Copypasta]I was born with glass bones and paper skin
twitchquotes: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
haHAA I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. haHAA
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My dong strong and hard as diamond
twitchquotes:No one believed in my dong, but when I raised it, QTpie saw it and found a shred of potential in it. Then he believed. And all the others did as well. QTpie believes, and now so do I. I shall climb these mountains of Gold, destroy those Platinum plebs, and then, and only then, my dong will be strong and hard. As a diamond.
No one believed in my dong, but when I raised it, QTpie saw it and found a shred of potential in it. Then he believed. And all the others did as well. QTpie believes, and now so do I. I shall climb these mountains of Gold, destroy those Platinum plebs, and then, and only then, my dong will be strong and hard. As a diamond.
Jack Ma goes missing
Jack Ma is making poop emoji pillows in a factory now 11 hours a day and you guys are making jokes about him π
Jack Ma is making poop emoji pillows in a factory now 11 hours a day and you guys are making jokes about him π
This guy's chat is CRAZY!
twitchquotes:β βThis guy's chat is CRAZY!β β βMy mind can't bear seeing retards like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely those two copypastas to infuriate me" β βHe pasted the only ASCII that could annoy meβ β "He used the perfect emotes" β βThere was nothing I could do but ignoreβ β βI copied that perfectly"
β βThis guy's chat is CRAZY!β β βMy mind can't bear seeing retards like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely those two copypastas to infuriate me" β βHe pasted the only ASCII that could annoy meβ β "He used the perfect emotes" β βThere was nothing I could do but ignoreβ β βI copied that perfectly"
I live walking distance from my local police department. If another person uses my NFT without my consent I will report them immediately. This is MY PROPERTY. The transaction has be verified scientifically on the block chain. Anyone who violates my NFT rights will pay the price
Buddy, you have no idea who you are messing with. I have made a ridiculous amount of money in crypto/NFTs and I have the best lawyers. If you donβt remove my NFT as your profile picture youβre going to regret it. When you steal someoneβs property you get punished. Watch out.
I live walking distance from my local police department. If another person uses my NFT without my consent I will report them immediately. This is MY PROPERTY. The transaction has be verified scientifically on the block chain. Anyone who violates my NFT rights will pay the price
Buddy, you have no idea who you are messing with. I have made a ridiculous amount of money in crypto/NFTs and I have the best lawyers. If you donβt remove my NFT as your profile picture youβre going to regret it. When you steal someoneβs property you get punished. Watch out.