[Copypasta] I was born with glass bones and paper skin

twitchquotes: haHAA I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. haHAA
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August 2017
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WEEBS DESERVE RESPECT

twitchquotes: PunOko WEEBS PunOko DESERVE PunOko RESPECT PunOko
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May 2017

Weebs

Thomas the Tank Engine

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January 2019

Erobb Observation Log

twitchquotes: Tuesday, May 4, 2021. Observation Log. Subject 2 2 1. The subject is still under the illusion he is a professional livestreamer. The NerdL initiative to get him to call his stream a broadcast has been deemed successful. There is still a substantially worrying problem. The subject will not stop fucking socks. End report.
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May 2021
erobb221

Stop calling slabs "half-slabs," you fucking imbeciles.

Stop calling slabs "half-slabs," you fucking imbeciles. A slab is half a block. If you say "half-slab," you're literally saying "half half block," or in other words, "quarter-block." A slab is not a quarter of a block. It is a half of a block. There is no such thing as a quarter block.
August 2021

Minecraft

Kripp will forever be my 'Salt Shaker'

twitchquotes: My favorite streamer is the Kripparrian. I often find my self watching his old vods just to stare and look at his 'salty boy' body. Any BM plays he performed really showcased his pristine hearthstone skill. Sometimes i pause the stream and masterbait numerous times. The reveal of his diablo t-shirt never ceases to excite me. Kripp will forever be my 'Salt Shaker'
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November 2014
Kripp
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