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[Copypasta]I was born with glass bones and paper skin
twitchquotes: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
haHAA I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. haHAA
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twitchquotes:69 is so funny. Whenever I hear it, I just burst out laughing. I run out into the living room and grab the Tv remote. I start flicking through the channels. โYou guys, itโs so funny, youโll laugh so hard!โ I can barely get it out as Iโm laughing so hard, banging the table and snickering while I flick through the TV channels. I finally get to The CW, and the number 69 is on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen! My family and friends who were over all stand up in tremendous applause, and my wife and children come back from upstate to be with my comedic genius!
69 is so funny. Whenever I hear it, I just burst out laughing. I run out into the living room and grab the Tv remote. I start flicking through the channels. โYou guys, itโs so funny, youโll laugh so hard!โ I can barely get it out as Iโm laughing so hard, banging the table and snickering while I flick through the TV channels. I finally get to The CW, and the number 69 is on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen! My family and friends who were over all stand up in tremendous applause, and my wife and children come back from upstate to be with my comedic genius!
The only reason, the only reason youโre all laughing is because you donโt understand that I also played in a team before and itโs actually proper CS and not the kind of shit you play. Iโm not gonna play matchmaking with you all because youโre all fucking useless anyway. You know why youโre better than me? Do you know why? Shut the fuck up you cunts. Tell me the answer, come on you fucking retards, laugh all you want you fucking dumbasses, honestly, fuck this. Youโre all having a laugh and Iโm trying to play a game and actually do something and fucking win. Fuck my dick.
The only reason, the only reason youโre all laughing is because you donโt understand that I also played in a team before and itโs actually proper CS and not the kind of shit you play. Iโm not gonna play matchmaking with you all because youโre all fucking useless anyway. You know why youโre better than me? Do you know why? Shut the fuck up you cunts. Tell me the answer, come on you fucking retards, laugh all you want you fucking dumbasses, honestly, fuck this. Youโre all having a laugh and Iโm trying to play a game and actually do something and fucking win. Fuck my dick.