[Copypasta] Citizens of Dalaran!

twitchquotes: Citizens of Dalaran! Raise your eyes to the skies and observe! Today our world's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers! Algalon the Observer, herald of the titans, has been defeated by our brave comrades in the depths of the titan city of Ulduar. Algalon was sent here to judge the fate of our world. He found a planet whose races had deviated from the titans' blueprints. A planet where not everything had gone according to plan.
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July 2017
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Please dont talk about melee in an ultimate chat šŸ˜”

twitchquotes: honestly melee is dead, it has been since smash 4. Please dont talk about melee in a smash ultimate chat. šŸ˜”
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This is Noah Legerino, CEO of Never Legend Incorporated

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Legerino, CEO of Never Legend IncorporatedĀ©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has legend) as you no longer are a "never legend". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
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VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN

twitchquotes: VapeNation NATURAL FLAVOURS VapeNation DANKEST MEMES VapeNation YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT VapeNation VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN VapeNation
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A huge hurricane is coming QTs way

twitchquotes: Its 2019. A huge hurricane is coming QTs way. As theyre packing, they noticed they only have room for 3 pets in their car. A sad voice opens up in QTs mouth - "Dapper, No FeelsBadMan ". He was left behind.
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Among Us pick up lines

Thankful to have you as a crewmateā€¦ but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead? Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you. Hey, are you a vent? Because Iā€™m the imposter and Iā€™d love to come in you. I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but Iā€™d love to do you first. Hey, call me the MedBayā€¦ because Iā€™d love to scan your body. Figuring out the imposter is hardā€¦. but Iā€™ve got something harder. Iā€™m jealous of your hatā€¦ Because it gets to be on you. Hey are you busy later? Because Iā€™d love to explore your lower engine. Hey, youā€™re done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then? If youā€™re the imposter, Iā€™d love to be the ventā€¦ That way you can come inside me whenever you want. Damn, I wish you were a taskā€¦ Because Iā€™d have no problem doing you and over and over. Hey did you just kill me? Because Iā€™ve got a big bone sticking out nowā€¦
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