[Copypasta] You have exceeded your monthly allowance of haHAA

twitchquotes: This is Comcast. You have exceeded your monthly allowance of haHAA and will pay overage fees of $20 per haHAA for the rest of this billing cycle.
twitch chat
July 2017
I used to be a real ad
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The legend of the button

twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client. Kripp fell to his knees and in a solemn proclamation said "Never Lucky".
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June 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Being a hentai actress must be so weird

Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000Β₯ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.
May 2021

Weebs

Lenny face evolves

twitchquotes: ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)( Ν‘βŠ™ ΝœΚ– Ν‘βŠ™)( Ν‘β—‰ ΝœΚ– Ν‘β—‰)
twitch chat
January 2017

i forgor πŸ’€

nah, you forgor πŸ’€ how to be funny. you forgor πŸ’€ how to be original. you forgor πŸ’€ how to be a decent human being in society. "i rember 😁" yeah, you rember 😁 the reason your parents divorced. you rember 😁 the reason why youre alone. you rember 😁 why nobody likes you. shut up lmao
August 2021

I forgor

Salt mines are now Greece's #1 export

twitchquotes: Hello Mr. Kripp, on behalf of the entire Greek country, I would like to thank you for single handedly restoring our economy with your endless supplies of salt. Salt mines are now Greece's #1 export. Most excellent, all hail Kripperino!
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp
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