[Copypasta] You have exceeded your monthly allowance of haHAA

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twitch chat
July 2017
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You have been permanently banned from this channel

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June 2017

Reynad's guitar is a prop, not an instrument

twitchquotes: Dear reynad why is that guitar used as a prop only and not an instrument. it saddens me to see that little guy sitting all alone without some to pluck his strings. he will never realize his full potential without your love. pls no copy pastarino bambino cappuccino.
twitch chat
October 2014
Reynad

DAILY QUEST SPAM THIS 50 TIMES

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November 2020

Where are the DPS heroes

twitchquotes: Hey guys, I’m new to overwatch. Is there a reason that they aren’t using any damage heroes? How are they supposed to get kills without dps? Are they deleted or banned or something?
twitch chat
March 2019
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A navy seal trained in gorilla warfare

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September 2015
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