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Watch a middle aged man play a children's card game
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THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOU PAY $5 A MONTH TO WATCH A MIDDLE AGED MAN PLAY A CHILDRENS CARTOON GAME
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOU PAY $5 A MONTH TO WATCH A MIDDLE AGED MAN PLAY A CHILDRENS CARTOON GAME
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Hearthstone
How did you manage to get out of jail so quickly
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Kripp! Its Andrew from that college party last year. Man I haven't seen you in forever! How did you manage to get out of jail so quickly after beating up that defenseless hooker?!
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Dear Mr. Morosan, this is the Hellenic Ministry of Health
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Dear Mr. Morosan, this is the Hellenic Ministry of Health. We have received reports of excessive 
production on your Twitch channel. You are a toxic individual and are hereby classified a Class A threat to national security. Please turn yourself in at the nearest 
station to be deported.
production on your Twitch channel. You are a toxic individual and are hereby classified a Class A threat to national security. Please turn yourself in at the nearest station to be deported.
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salty
ATTENTION 2003 KIDS
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βοΈβοΈβοΈATTENTION 2003 KIDSβοΈβοΈβοΈ!!! This 
is the last year of being a kid ππ¦π§! Because NEXT πYEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RSππ
π
!! PARTYING ππ DRINKING π»πΈπΉπ· MAKING OUT AND SEX π
π¦π³ PERIODS π©π« HEARTBREAKS ππͺ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
is the last year of being a kid ππ¦π§! Because NEXT πYEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RSππ
π
!! PARTYING ππ DRINKING π»πΈπΉπ· MAKING OUT AND SEX π
π¦π³ PERIODS π©π« HEARTBREAKS ππͺ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
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Leifman is abusing his authority as mod again
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Dear Kripp, it has come to my attention that one of your mods "Leifman" has been abusing his authority as mod and banning people for no good reason. I would appreciate if you took some time out of your schedule to take action and remove his mod status. Thank you!
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