[Copypasta] Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp. We scanned our ancestry data-base and it appears you're related to the dinosaur known as Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur from 194 B.C We have tried contacting him, but it appears he died from a giant 'Meat-eor' sent from Villa the Spaghettisaurus from space. We fear he's making giant meatballs again, we recommend going carnivorous or earth could be doomed again!
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp
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twitchquotes: ๏ผค๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ผฃ๏ฝ™๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ˜๏ผŒ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ผŽ ๏ผก๏ฝ†๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ผŒ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ— ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝš๏ฝ… ๏ผฉ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ†๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ‹๏ผŽ๏ผŽ๏ผŽ๏ผŽ ๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ™ OpieOP
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp

VEGAN COPY PASTA

twitchquotes: One day I was watching Kripp and I wanted to be cool like everyone in chat, so I made my own copy pastaroni. Here it is guys. I tried my hardest to be witty, clever, and funny. This what I like to call VEGAN COPY PASTA. Please copy and paste as much as you like, as it is not only entertaining but also healthy for you!
twitch chat
January 2017
Kripp

Every 60 seconds in Murica, 60000 burgers are digested

twitchquotes: ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)๏ปฟ Eแด แด‡ส€ส 60 sแด‡แด„แดษดแด…s ษชษด Mแดœส€ษชแด„แด€, 60,000 ส™แดœส€ษขแด‡ส€s แด€ส€แด‡ แด…ษชษขแด‡sแด›แด‡แด…. Tแดษขแด‡แด›สœแด‡ส€ แดกแด‡ แด„แด€ษด sแด›แดแด˜ แด›สœษชs. PสŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ sแด˜ส€แด‡แด€แด… แด›สœแด‡ แดกแดส€แด…. ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Kripp is a god at these types of games

twitchquotes: All you people saying this game is easy, I guarantee if you played this or watched any other streamer play this, you would still be bronze and struggling. Kripp is a god at these types of games, he could reach diamond his first day if he wanted to. Kripp understands games on a level we can't even imagine to be possible. His mechanics are impeccable. With his theory crafting, his builds today will be the future meta. It is amazing we get to live in a time with the king of games.
twitch chat
November 2017
Kripp

Kripp

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–“โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–Œ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“ โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–’โ–„
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November 2014
Kripp
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