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Never lucky veganism
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In a new study scientists aimed to find the origin of luck by studying an internet celebrity known as Kripparian, famous for playing a children's card game for thousands to watch, after inumerous claims of being "never lucky" while playing said game. The scientists eventually isolated a single variable known only to this particular individual: veganism. While it might yet be soon to draw any conclusions, scientists seem to agree that a meat-rich diet is indeed the cure for "never lucky".
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How come we can't ever invade a cool country (Generation Kill)
Look at this shit, how come we can't ever invade a cool country, like chicks in bikinis, you know, how come countries like that don't ever need Marines, I'll tell you why, it's lack of pussy that fucks countries up, lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability, if more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over and fuck em up like this, cause a nutbusting haji, is a happy haji.
Empirre is a terrible streamer
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Empirre is a terrible streamer and should be banned from twitch and this subreddit. Stop calling him australian xqc, you can't compare anything or anyone to this man. He makes hitler look good. On top of all of this, Empirrre broke into my house, killed my wife and daughter, stole all my life savings and burned the place down while I was at work. I honestly don't know what to do with my life anymore, he's taken everything from me. Love his streams tho keep it up empiL
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WIFE TEST
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WIFE TEST ๐ฉ IF YOU TOUCH THE WIFE , GO TO CHEAT ๐ โ forsenCD / ๐ โญ
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IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?
โผ๏ธHOLY FUCKING SHITโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA ๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐คฌ๐กWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo!๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ ๐ฟ Oh youโre approaching meโโโโโโโโโโBut it was me, Dioโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐