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Among Us Reds
twitchquotes:It's important to note that Reds commit nearly 52% of all the murders in Among Us, which is astounding when you take into consideration the fact that they make up 12-13% of the population. It gets even more astounding when you start considering the fact the bulk of Reds committing these murders are probably ages 8-18 which is probably around an estimated 6-7% of the population that means that around 7% of Among Us Players are committing around 50% of the murders.
It's important to note that Reds commit nearly 52% of all the murders in Among Us, which is astounding when you take into consideration the fact that they make up 12-13% of the population. It gets even more astounding when you start considering the fact the bulk of Reds committing these murders are probably ages 8-18 which is probably around an estimated 6-7% of the population that means that around 7% of Among Us Players are committing around 50% of the murders.
The only reason, the only reason youβre all laughing is because you donβt understand that I also played in a team before and itβs actually proper CS and not the kind of shit you play. Iβm not gonna play matchmaking with you all because youβre all fucking useless anyway. You know why youβre better than me? Do you know why? Shut the fuck up you cunts. Tell me the answer, come on you fucking retards, laugh all you want you fucking dumbasses, honestly, fuck this. Youβre all having a laugh and Iβm trying to play a game and actually do something and fucking win. Fuck my dick.
The only reason, the only reason youβre all laughing is because you donβt understand that I also played in a team before and itβs actually proper CS and not the kind of shit you play. Iβm not gonna play matchmaking with you all because youβre all fucking useless anyway. You know why youβre better than me? Do you know why? Shut the fuck up you cunts. Tell me the answer, come on you fucking retards, laugh all you want you fucking dumbasses, honestly, fuck this. Youβre all having a laugh and Iβm trying to play a game and actually do something and fucking win. Fuck my dick.
The year is 2088, Kripp lays tattered on his deathbed
twitchquotes:The year is 2088, Kripp lays tattered on his deathbed, his organs absolutely ravaged from years of veganism. He turns to his computer monitor for one last look at his beloved twitch chat only to see a bunch of weebs, emote spam and copy pasta. Tears fill his lifeless, vegan eyes. Rania is at his side as he draws on all his power to take his last breath and say the only enlightening words that come to mind.. "K"
The year is 2088, Kripp lays tattered on his deathbed, his organs absolutely ravaged from years of veganism. He turns to his computer monitor for one last look at his beloved twitch chat only to see a bunch of weebs, emote spam and copy pasta. Tears fill his lifeless, vegan eyes. Rania is at his side as he draws on all his power to take his last breath and say the only enlightening words that come to mind.. "K"