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YOU ARE NOW BREATHING AND BLINKING MANUALLY
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I fucked Up DVD
Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.
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Hello crip, this is uggernakkerweer-taguanga from Thailand
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Kripp
in germany we have a beautiful saying if you like a girl
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in germany we have a beautiful saying if you like a girl "deine mutter lutscht schwΓ€nze in der hΓΆlle" it means your smile brightens my day 
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Please no copy pasta
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Just a little longer and i'll be free...
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"Alright, time for a quick bathroom break. Prime it up guys." I say as i take off my headphones. Once i'm out of camera view, i break down. The tears won't stop. "Goddamn it, i can't do this shit anymore." Rania puts her hand on my shoulder, "Just a few more years, then you'll be able to retire." She never understood. She never had to spend the hours playing this fucking card game over and over every night. But she's right, i have to keep going. Just a little longer and i'll be free...
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