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Misogynist Pig Kripp
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you have an "!imgay" response but don't have an "!imbi", "!imtrans*", "!imfurry", "!imreallyacat", or "!imfeminist" response? misogynist pig kripp
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For the blind, it is light
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Who is [streamer name]? 
For the blind, ๐ฆ it is light. ๐ก For the hungry ๐ฃ , it is bread. ๐ For the sick, ๐ it is the cure. โ๏ธ For the sad ๐ข , it is joy. ๐ For the poor ๐ซ๐ฐ , it is the treasure; ๐ฐ โ๏ธ for the debtor โ ๐ฐ , it is forgiveness. ๐ For the face ๐ถ , it is the lips ๐
For the blind, ๐ฆ it is light. ๐ก For the hungry ๐ฃ , it is bread. ๐ For the sick, ๐ it is the cure. โ๏ธ For the sad ๐ข , it is joy. ๐ For the poor ๐ซ๐ฐ , it is the treasure; ๐ฐ โ๏ธ for the debtor โ ๐ฐ , it is forgiveness. ๐ For the face ๐ถ , it is the lips ๐
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Shrek is love. Shrek is life
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.๏ปฟ
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Plants Vs Zombies Review
This game much bad! My son saw this game and told me,"daddy this game i much want, buy for me please." So I buy it for him. But little later, he come to me and say, "daddy this game much scary." I look at it and it say "Zombies eat your brains!!!" And to me was shock. How can this game be for kids? This game has plants, violins and zombies eat your vegetables! Zombies eat no vegetable, my son eat vegetable! Now my son is in hospital and taking pills for his shock. Thanking you for nothing EA games. I rate this gate 16 and over! You have being warninged!
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