[Copypasta] I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿค” In the song "Fireflies" by Owl City he states "I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs." Are we to assume each bug hugs him a thousand times? Or is he only getting hugged by 1/10th of the bugs? Or is each bug is giving him 1/10th of a hug? ๐Ÿค”
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June 2017
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Jared we need to talk, are you boosted?

twitchquotes: "Jared we need to talk" said QT sitting down at the table. "We think you have a problem" said Dom. " are you boosted?" they asked in unison. Jared began to break down and cry as he looked at his D3 account. "I dont think I'll ever get to play with you guys again unless I do" said Jared. "Quit being a *** pussy" said Dom and QT as Jared eyed the glock on the table next to them.
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April 2016
imaqtpie

Boosted Animal Jared

League of Legends

Win any online argument by replying with this

Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + soyjak + beta + cringe + stfu + cope + seethe + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen + ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’… + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + pronouns in bio + anime pfp + ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small dick energy + ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ + lol copium + snowflake + ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿง๐Ÿคจ + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r/whooooosh + r/downvotedtooblivion + blocked and reported + yo Momma so fat + I fucked your mom last night + what zero pussy does to a mf + Jesse what the fuck are you talking about + holy shit go touch some grass + cry about it + get triggered
November 2021

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A navy seal trained in gorilla warfare

twitchquotes: Please do not copy and paste this copypasta. It is my original copypasta and is protected by copyright law. If I see anyone pasting my intellectual property without permission, a navy seal trained in gorilla warfare will smite you.
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September 2015

Let us out lettuce points

twitchquotes: Lettuce (Lactuca sativa) was first discovered by Octavian Morosan in 2019. A leafy, green vegatable, he named it lettuce after the frantic cries from his wife and two dogs chained in the basement of, "Let us out!"
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March 2019
Kripp

ay yo what's up #logang today

twitchquotes: ay yo what's up #logang today we're going to be heading in the #japanesesuicideforest here in japan, but first of all make sure to smash that like button, share this video, and subscribe for more vlogs like this one right here, also make sure to follow me on twitter, instagram google +, and like my page on facebook and pintrest. before heading in here i just wanna say suicide is not a joke but is that a dead body i'm not fucking with ya'll let's get the camera in there. as you can see this person is dead if you don't want to end up like him make sure you stay subscribed you know he probably ain't have no friends but if your in the #logang you know logan is your best friend haha chilling anyways thanks for watching guys and i won't be monetizing this video but make sure to check out my merch in the description, and dont forget to like share and subscribe and peace out #logang haha
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January 2018
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