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Please do not type in chat unless you are high ELO (silver 2 and above) 
Let's have a high quality chat please
Let's have a high quality chat please
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Doublelift dodges Imaqtpie in queue
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Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ, but foolishly forgot to check if Imaqtpie was in a game. He opened up QT’s stream to find him sitting in queue… He frantically began tabbing between his client and QT’s stream, then one after the other… both queues popped. “I need the toilet” he said to his chat. He ran to the wall and unplugged his internet. He was safe for another day.
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imaqtpie
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Give me back my NA LCS spot
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ᕗ GIVE ME BACK MY NA LCS SPOT ᕕ 
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ᕗ GIVE ME BACK MY NA LCS SPOT ᕕ ᕗ
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Riot Games
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Hi Tyler, this is the riot balance team
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Hi Tyler, this is the riot balance team contacting you due to your expertise in the game known as League of Legends. We wanted to invite you here, to riot studios, to singlehandedly write the code for the next big patch, rebalancing the game anyway you want! we know youre a much better player, coder, and balancer of games than we are. Thank YOU T1!!!
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Tyler1
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Pretending I'm Ahri
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Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to come watch.
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TSM will come back, kill SHRC and wonnered worlds
twitchquotes:
Hi, im form future, and i can tell ou that TSM will come back, kill SHRC and wonnered wolrds
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