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Dont mind me just turning it to gold
Dont mind me just turning it to gold
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Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight
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Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't whisper me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok). Shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless twitch chat pastas. (Gonna have lots of segz tonight with a real girl).
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ATTENTION 2003 KIDS
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鉂楋笍鉂楋笍鉂楋笍ATTENTION 2003 KIDS鉂楋笍鉂楋笍鉂楋笍!!! This 
is the last year of being a kid 馃様馃懄馃懅! Because NEXT 馃憠YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS馃拋馃檯馃拝!! PARTYING 馃帀馃拑 DRINKING 馃嵒馃嵏馃嵐馃嵎 MAKING OUT AND SEX 馃憛馃挦馃槼 PERIODS 馃槱馃崼 HEARTBREAKS 馃挃馃槳 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
is the last year of being a kid 馃様馃懄馃懅! Because NEXT 馃憠YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS馃拋馃檯馃拝!! PARTYING 馃帀馃拑 DRINKING 馃嵒馃嵏馃嵐馃嵎 MAKING OUT AND SEX 馃憛馃挦馃槼 PERIODS 馃槱馃崼 HEARTBREAKS 馃挃馃槳 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
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Kripp gets in trouble exploiting Noz and jousting
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(路炭墓摊路炭 炭)" Kripp, This is Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD. We need to question you about your Noz deck and jousting exploit. If any of you copy and paste this, you will be subject to banning from Blizzard games forever. Come with me, Kripp (路炭墓摊路炭 炭)
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Hearthstone
I hate April Fool's Day
I鈥檓 fucking shaking and crying right now y鈥檃ll, and people aren鈥檛 taking me seriously. This is a DUMB FUCKING HOLIDAY, where people say shit that ISN鈥橳 FUCKING REAL for NO REASON. I鈥檝e cut off 8 family members already for falling for this shriveled up, half-assed ANNUAL CORPORATE FIG LEAF like the NPC SHEEP THEY ARE. Maybe if they listened to REAL COMEDY like Bill Maher or political satire that validates what I already believe in, they鈥檇 be WORTHY OF INTERACTING WITH. BUT NO, I have to scroll through my timeline, seething, wailing and gnashing my teeth as I鈥檓 BOMBARDED BY LOW EFFORT CORNY CAPITALIST PROPOGANDA. THIS IS A SERIOUS DAY. I鈥檓 allowed to be this pressed about ha-ha corny joke day because IT鈥橲 SERIOUS FOR ME AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE. My great uncle was tragically flattened while trying to rob a coca-cola vending machine on this date, and PEOPLE ARE STILL MAKING CORNU FUKUNG JOKES. I鈥檝e had enough
Hardcare games like Minesweeper
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Kripp we are all very disappointed in you. Playing games because Blizzard will pay you? What are you? A shill now? Remember when you played hardcore games like Hearthstone, Minesweeper, or Diablo 3? Everything changed when you got a girlfriend. I'm starting to wonder if you even drink OJ anymore.
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