[Copypasta] I'm just a poor pasta maker

twitchquotes: I'm just a poor pasta maker struggling to make a living in this world. I may not be as fast as those big pasta factories with their fancy machines, but I am committed to providing you a quality pasta experience. I use only the freshest and dankest artisanal memes, and I can assure you that when you RIP in spaghetti, you'll never forgetti.
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January 2017
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Dota 2

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Trolling My Dad's Office with Among Us (Office Series Part 6, Finale Part 3)

The other day, it was β€œtake your kid to work day” at my dad’s job. It was really epic and poggers because I got to skip school for it. As we were walking in, I couldn’t help but notice that the company logo roughly resembled a crewmate from the popular game, Among Us. I asked my father, β€œIs this the Among Us but real??” My dad replied β€œNo, son, this is the Pepsico corporate office.” As we entered the building, my dad said β€œSon, I have a lot of work to do today. You can hang out with the other kids or play on your phone, just please stay on this floor.” He then entered the elevator and left. I turned to the other kids (who were all playing on their phones) and said β€œDoes anyone wanna play some Among Us?” However, no one else wanted to play. I was getting bored, so I decided to explore around a little bit. I walked into the elevator and pressed the button for the top floor.As the elevator door opened, I saw what appeared to be a long hallway. As I was walking down it, I found a door that was labeled β€œExecutive Meeting Room”. The door was unlocked, so I walked in and there were about 15 people in suits and ties around a table. They all looked up at me in confusion. One of them asked me β€œHey buddy, are you lost?” I noticed that his nametag read β€œHugh Johnson, CFO”. β€œDoes CFO stand for Chungus Fortnite Officer?”, I asked. β€œNo, it does not. And where is your parent? Go back to the bottom floor young man!” He was yelling at me. So I said β€œYou’re sus. I should eject you, Hugh Johnson. Do you have a… HUGE JOHNSON?! That’s funny like Big Chungus, which is the Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes but a big rabbit!” I laughed. Everyone was looking up at me in shock when I said β€œWanna play some Among Us guys?” The CEO, a very sexy woman, ooga booga awooga, said β€œYoung man, go back to the first floor now!” But the sexy woman I just couldn’t listen to as I admired her. β€œNo, because you have big tits.” Her jaw dropped, and she said, β€œYoung man, this is an important meeting. Get the fuck out!” She then used the intercom to call security. Coming to the realization that I was running out of time, I pulled down my pants to show everyone my Among Us underwear. I jumped up onto the meeting table and started twerking (to make sure everyone saw my among us underwear I got for Christmas) and said β€œDo you like what you see?” Everyone was yelling at me to get out as I was twerking. β€œI’m so hot~~~~” I said. The yelling got louder. I ran out of the door and closed it, hoping that security wouldn’t find me. I quickly ran into the elevator and went down.
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Send nudes but fancy

Pardon me Madam, but I was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing. Perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your perfect skin so I can gaze upon your beauty?
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Kripp and Arthus

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