[Copypasta] I'm just a poor pasta maker

twitchquotes: I'm just a poor pasta maker struggling to make a living in this world. I may not be as fast as those big pasta factories with their fancy machines, but I am committed to providing you a quality pasta experience. I use only the freshest and dankest artisanal memes, and I can assure you that when you RIP in spaghetti, you'll never forgetti.
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January 2017
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Rainbow Dash

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November 2014

horses are grass engines

twitchquotes: the dopest thing about horses is that they're basically grass engines like, grass goes in, fast comes out most things that produce fast (like cheetahs and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil an yet here horses are, producing the Fast with only the gras
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Doesn't mean I'm a virgin

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ˜ก Just because I watch Kripp ๐Ÿ˜ก doesn't mean I'm a virgin ๐Ÿ˜ก It's just a coincidence ๐Ÿ˜ก
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Kripp

You were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp! So here I was enjoying my favorite food (pizza) and watching your stream having a good time when it started to taste funny. It turns out you were being super salty and now have ruined my pizza. Are you going to pay for another pizza or will I have to call the cops? This is serious.
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January 2015
Kripp

Spam this until you're banned

twitchquotes: gachiGASM SPAM gachiGASM THIS gachiGASM UNTIL gachiGASM YOU'RE gachiGASM BANNED gachiGASM
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April 2017

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