[Copypasta] Must be Weasel Tunneler

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿฟ Great Fur ๐Ÿฟ Extremely Handsome ๐Ÿฟ Innovative Deathrattle ๐Ÿฟ High Level Tactics ๐Ÿฟ Moderately Sized Fedora ๐Ÿฟ Great Animations ๐Ÿฟ Broken Interactions ๐Ÿฟ Must be Weasel Tunneler ๐Ÿฟ
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December 2016

Hearthstone

(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Finally beat the first boss Honker

twitchquotes: Hi Kripparrian. For 2 weeks I was stuck in Hearthstone. I nearly gave up on it, however, after watching your stream and learning so much, I decided to buy 40 packs and make a new deck. Lo and behold after my 7th game I finally defeated the first boss Honker. Thank you Kripparrian.
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Kripp

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I sexually identify as a priest player

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as a priest player. Everyday I dream about flying into ranked games and conceding to rank 25 players. Call me retarded. I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm getting plastic surgery to get my minions silenced for 2 mana. You can now refer to me as Anduinn and respect my right to concede on turn 1. If you can't accept me you're a holy-phobe and need to check your concede privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.
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New positive chat with kripp'

twitchquotes: ใƒฝ(โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)๏พ‰ โ˜‘ โ€œThis guy's deck is well chosen!โ€ โ˜‘ "He had the skill and the heart of the cards!" โ˜‘ โ€œHe drew into one of many possible cards that could beat me!โ€ โ˜‘ "He drafted well, played well!" โ˜‘ โ€œI gave the game my best, and that's all that matters!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œIf I'm lucky, we can have another game soon!โ€ ใƒฝ(โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)๏พ‰
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October 2014
Kripp

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This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Exercise caution and stay away from the Subs

twitchquotes: SECURITY ALERT: A Romanian man, roughly 6'5", skeleton thin, with black hair and scraggly beard has been seen riding the NYC Sub train and violently "Bro-Fisting" passengers. He's accompanied by a short Asian man dressed as Hitler who reputedly cuts out the tongue of anyone who refuses to give him $5. Exercise caution and stay way from the Subs!
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Kripp

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Hey Kripp, Dan from HearthArena here

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, Dan from HearthArena here. Just wanted to let you know we have some updates to our policy for sponsored content. Instead of saying "that guy's deck was crazy", we now suggest our partners use the phrase, "wow, that guy must have used HearthArenaโ„ข to get a deck like that!" We're grateful for your continued participation and hope you have a nice day.
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Kripp

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