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[Copypasta]Must be Weasel Tunneler
twitchquotes: Great Fur Extremely Handsome Innovative Deathrattle High Level Tactics Moderately Sized Fedora Great Animations Broken Interactions Must be Weasel Tunneler
twitchquotes:Amaz moans hard as Kripp gropes his smallish package. โPepperoniโ Kripp whispered into Amazโs elvish ear, as they started making out. โDoโฆdo I win?โ Amaz says tentatively, as Kripp slowly tugs away his pants. โYour deck is crazyโ Kripp says, as he flips Amaz on his back. โItโs lethal guysโ Amaz says playfully, as he presents his Twisting Nether.
Amaz moans hard as Kripp gropes his smallish package. โPepperoniโ Kripp whispered into Amazโs elvish ear, as they started making out. โDoโฆdo I win?โ Amaz says tentatively, as Kripp slowly tugs away his pants. โYour deck is crazyโ Kripp says, as he flips Amaz on his back. โItโs lethal guysโ Amaz says playfully, as he presents his Twisting Nether.
Kripp is a professional children's card game streamer
twitchquotes:Who the hell do you think you kids are? Kripp is a professional children's card game streamer and mobile games salesman, and you think you can just come in his chat and criticize him and his plays like you know something he doesn't? Get real. Maybe if you ate your veggies like my boy Kripp, you'd have the brainpower to make crazy split-second analytical decisions that can beat the other kids on the playground. Show some fucking respect
Who the hell do you think you kids are? Kripp is a professional children's card game streamer and mobile games salesman, and you think you can just come in his chat and criticize him and his plays like you know something he doesn't? Get real. Maybe if you ate your veggies like my boy Kripp, you'd have the brainpower to make crazy split-second analytical decisions that can beat the other kids on the playground. Show some fucking respect
Rania and her Puerto Rican lover in 2017
twitchquotes:The year is 2017 - Rania is playing hardstone while her puerto rican lover performs felatio on her. She queues into an UNKNOWN and instantly receives a message from the Kripp. "This is so unfair! It`s not my fault vegans can`t eat p*#sy! You have 30 minutes to come back home before I shoot myself and dex in the face with my vegan gun!" She aggressively slams the desk: "DAMN IT!". "Que se pasa amor" Antonio looks up perplexed, She replies: "Turn 1 go first zombie chow...".
The year is 2017 - Rania is playing hardstone while her puerto rican lover performs felatio on her. She queues into an UNKNOWN and instantly receives a message from the Kripp. "This is so unfair! It`s not my fault vegans can`t eat p*#sy! You have 30 minutes to come back home before I shoot myself and dex in the face with my vegan gun!" She aggressively slams the desk: "DAMN IT!". "Que se pasa amor" Antonio looks up perplexed, She replies: "Turn 1 go first zombie chow...".
Missed lethal does not exist
twitchquotes:Missed lethal does not exist. It is all a well planned and intelligent BM. Now, BM is a very fragile subject. Some say it is bad, some say it is good. But only the best of the best BM kings know the truth. Putting your opponent on 1 health and ending turn is NOT missed lethal. Not using Grommash on explosive trap for lethal is NOT missed lethal. It is pure outplay and master-level BM. So, next time you spam 'MISSED LEGAL' in chat like retards, think again. Watch and learn kids, do as the masters.
Missed lethal does not exist. It is all a well planned and intelligent BM. Now, BM is a very fragile subject. Some say it is bad, some say it is good. But only the best of the best BM kings know the truth. Putting your opponent on 1 health and ending turn is NOT missed lethal. Not using Grommash on explosive trap for lethal is NOT missed lethal. It is pure outplay and master-level BM. So, next time you spam 'MISSED LEGAL' in chat like retards, think again. Watch and learn kids, do as the masters.
New positive chat with kripp'
twitchquotes:ใฝ(โโฟโโฟ)๏พ โ โThis guy's deck is well chosen!โ โ "He had the skill and the heart of the cards!" โ โHe drew into one of many possible cards that could beat me!โ โ "He drafted well, played well!" โ โI gave the game my best, and that's all that matters!โ โ โIf I'm lucky, we can have another game soon!โ ใฝ(โโฟโโฟ)๏พ
ใฝ(โโฟโโฟ)๏พ โ โThis guy's deck is well chosen!โ โ "He had the skill and the heart of the cards!" โ โHe drew into one of many possible cards that could beat me!โ โ "He drafted well, played well!" โ โI gave the game my best, and that's all that matters!โ โ โIf I'm lucky, we can have another game soon!โ ใฝ(โโฟโโฟ)๏พ