[Copypasta] Must be Weasel Tunneler

Please Lord Give Kripp Bad RNG

twitchquotes: BlessRNG

PLEASE LORD BlessRNG

GIVE KRIPP BlessRNG

BAD RNG

SO WE MAY FEAST BlessRNG

UPON HIS

SALTY BOUNTY BlessRNG

twitch chat

March 2017

Kripp

They were tears of pain

twitchquotes: They were not tears of salt; they were tears of pain. Jowi03 was devastated after being beaten by Kripp. The supple, 11 year old child wails aloud, his dream shattered, realizing he will never be a professional gamer. “I’m not going 0-3,” Kripp lashes with his sinister tongue. Yes, just another ‘easy win’ for Kripparrian...

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripp saved my marriage

twitchquotes: I was going through a rough time in my marriage where nothing seemed to arouse me anymore. Things had gone stale between me and my wife in bed and divorce seemed inevitable. But then I discovered Kripp's stream and everything changed. There's just something about that vegan bald head that does something to me, and before I knew it my libido was back. I now go at it with my wife at the sounds of "Fuck!" and "Topdeck Flamestrike!" to boost my vigor. Thank you Kripp for saving my marriage.

twitch chat

November 2019

Kripp

Hearthstone

Dear Kripparian, how dare you

twitchquotes: Dear Kripparian, how dare you... I have dedicated my life to Hearthstone. I am a proud Hearthstoner and so are the rest of your fans. You cannot betray us and start playing a Hearthstone competitor. I can fall asleep to your HS streams because of how casual it is, but this game is too complicated and it keeps me awake. If you betray us we will rise up, you have been warned.

twitch chat

November 2018

Kripp

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as going second

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as going second. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being at a mana disadvantage for ten turns. People say to me that a winning when going second is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install four cards in my opening hand as well as the coin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “UNKNOWN” and respect my right to instantly lose the majority of games. If you can’t accept me you’re a turn-twophobe

twitch chat

December 2016

Kripp

[Copypasta] Must be Weasel Tunneler

Hearthstone

Hearthstone

Please Lord Give Kripp Bad RNG

Hearthstone

salty

They were tears of pain

Hearthstone

Kripp saved my marriage

Hearthstone

Dear Kripparian, how dare you

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as going second

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

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