[Copypasta] Must be Weasel Tunneler

Kripp will never, ever click the button

twitchquotes: Kripp will never, ever click the button. The expansions will release at a faster rate than he can collect dust. Much like the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the button is merely a carrot Kripp dangles in front of his viewers without any intention of actually delivering. This is blatantly obvious - he even admits he doesn't bother to calculate because he knows he'll never click it. We will spam this pasta until the button has been clicked.

twitch chat

September 2016

Kripp

Hearthstone

DUST TEST IF YOU TOUCH THE BUTTON

twitchquotes: DUST TEST 🔴 IF YOU TOUCH THE BUTTON , GO TO PRESS THE BUTTON ⎝ monkaS

twitch chat

June 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

Chat Test

Kripp's lettuce points

twitchquotes: The year is 2035. Kripp's lettuce points have quickly developed into one of the most valuable crypto currencies in the world. Elsewhere, Tanner sits alone in his dark, dingy apartment, watching Kripp's stream, desperately trying to gamble for some lettuce points. He types "!bet 2 all" in chat, and anxiously awaits the results. Upon seeing Kripp go 0-3, Tanner puts a gun to his head and lets out one final "never lucky" before pulling the trigger.

twitch chat

February 2019

Kripp

Hearthstone

Tanner from High School

Velen's chosen Prophet Velen

twitchquotes: deIlluminati

when you velen's chosen prophet velen he becomes a 9/11, coincidence? deIlluminati

twitch chat

April 2015

Reynad

Hearthstone

IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE

twitchquotes: BUG TEST 🐛 IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE ⎝ Jebaited

twitch chat

June 2017

[Copypasta] Must be Weasel Tunneler

Hearthstone

Hearthstone

Kripp will never, ever click the button

Hearthstone

DUST TEST IF YOU TOUCH THE BUTTON

Hearthstone

Chat Test

Kripp's lettuce points

Hearthstone

Tanner from High School

Velen's chosen Prophet Velen

Hearthstone

IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE

Hearthstone

Chat Test

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