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Jade Idol When this card enters the chat, shuffle 3 more copies into the chat
Jade Idol When this card enters the chat, shuffle 3 more copies into the chat
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(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps
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As I approached the Kripp with my bulging juiced up biceps, I heard a snicker. "Soda is healthier than milk, dude" says the Kripp. With one look at him I can already tell the only thing he lifts is card packs. Just as I'm about to punch him, he top decks Big Game Hunter and I am shot dead. "Who's juiced now?" smirks the Kripp.
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Kripp plays Armor Up Warrior
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Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes. His face comes closer as he plants his wet lips onto mine. We are locked together in a beautiful display of love. Then I wake up. I look at Kripp's stream. He is playing Armor Up Warrior. Now I remember why I fell asl... 
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Which Rogue card should I pick?
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Hey Kripp, I'm drafting a Rogue Arena and I'm 29 cards in. Should I pick Backstab (like you backstabbed Paparrian ) Betrayal (like you betrayed Paparrian ) or Vanish (like you vanished from Paparrian)
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This guy's such a bad player!
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β "This guy's such a bad player!β β βYou seen my deck guys, there was nothing I could've doneβ β "How am I losing against these NOOBS" β βThis is hearthstone guysβ β "I lost" β βHe played like trash and got luckyβ β βFUCKIN' EHβ β
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Blizzard responds to blitzchung ban
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The π° specific π° views π° expressed π° by π° blitzchung π° were π° NOT π° a π° factor π° in π° the π° decisionπ° weπ° made.π° I π° want π° to π° be π° clear: π° our π° relationships π° in China π° had π° noπ° influence π° on π° our π° decision.π°
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