[Copypasta] Yeah I'm a big deal, I start memes in chat

twitchquotes: WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?! I'll have you know i've started more memes in this chat than any man living. You think you got what it takes to go toe to toe with me? You don't. You're nothing. Your just a little Pleb in the wind, less than insignificant. I scrape more important shits of my sheets in the morning. Yeah i'm a big deal, i start memes in Twitch chat, so copy my pasta or step off, kid.
twitch chat
November 2016
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Cattarrian warns Pupparrian

twitchquotes: "Welcome to your new home,” says the Kripp as he carries the Pupparrian in his bony arms. The puppy leaps from his uncomfortable position onto the ground and begins to run around. Soon, he grows tired and goes to bed. That night, a ghostly cat visits the Pupparrian in his sleep. β€œFlee,” warns the Cattarrian, β€œThe Kripp plans on eating you, as he once ate me.”
twitch chat
February 2016
Kripp

Your deck is insane, Trump said

twitchquotes: "Your deck is insane." Trump said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Kripp's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to top-deck me?" protests Kripp, as Trump blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Kripp. "Weak tempo play, Trump." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Trump places his Leper Gnome into Kripp's Twisting Nether.
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April 2016
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Jumping Mario

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November 2014

Scary face

β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–“β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–„β–„β–„β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–„β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘(◐)β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’(◐)β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–‘ β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–‘ β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–€β–„β–„β–€β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–‘ β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–“β–‘ β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–ˆβ–€β–ˆβ–€β–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–€β–€β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–‘ β–‘β–ˆβ–‘β–€β–„β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–„β–ˆβ–„β–€β–’β–’β–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–‘ β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–‘ β–‘β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–„β–„β–„β–„β–’β–’β–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘ β–‘β–“β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘
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November 2014

Team Solo Mid

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ascii art
January 2015

League of Legends

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