[Copypasta] Yeah I'm a big deal, I start memes in chat

twitchquotes: WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?! I'll have you know i've started more memes in this chat than any man living. You think you got what it takes to go toe to toe with me? You don't. You're nothing. Your just a little Pleb in the wind, less than insignificant. I scrape more important shits of my sheets in the morning. Yeah i'm a big deal, i start memes in Twitch chat, so copy my pasta or step off, kid.
twitch chat
November 2016
I used to be a real ad
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Blizzard responds to blitzchung ban

twitchquotes: The ๐Ÿ’ฐ specific ๐Ÿ’ฐ views ๐Ÿ’ฐ expressed ๐Ÿ’ฐ by ๐Ÿ’ฐ blitzchung ๐Ÿ’ฐ were ๐Ÿ’ฐ NOT ๐Ÿ’ฐ a ๐Ÿ’ฐ factor ๐Ÿ’ฐ in ๐Ÿ’ฐ the ๐Ÿ’ฐ decision๐Ÿ’ฐ we๐Ÿ’ฐ made.๐Ÿ’ฐ I ๐Ÿ’ฐ want ๐Ÿ’ฐ to ๐Ÿ’ฐ be ๐Ÿ’ฐ clear: ๐Ÿ’ฐ our ๐Ÿ’ฐ relationships ๐Ÿ’ฐ in China ๐Ÿ’ฐ had ๐Ÿ’ฐ no๐Ÿ’ฐ influence ๐Ÿ’ฐ on ๐Ÿ’ฐ our ๐Ÿ’ฐ decision.๐Ÿ’ฐ
twitch chat
October 2019

Hearthstone

Liberty Mutual Auto Insurance

twitchquotes: ๐ŸšถYou owned a car ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš— for 4โฐ๐Ÿ“… yearsโฐ๐Ÿ‘. You๐Ÿšถ named it๐Ÿ‘ฑ Brad๐Ÿ‘ฑ. You๐Ÿ’‘โค๐Ÿ’— loved๐Ÿ’•Brad๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜™. And then you๐Ÿšถโš  totaledโš ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš™ him๐Ÿšฆ. You two ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’‘had been through everything ๐Ÿ‘ฌtogether๐ŸŽญ. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ2 boyfriends๐Ÿ‘ฌ, ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ”ง3 jobs๐Ÿ”ซ,โŒ nothing โŒcould replace๐Ÿ‘ฑ Brad๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†. Then Liberty Mutual๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ“ž calls, and you break into your ๐Ÿ˜Šhappy๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ’ƒdance๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ†.
twitch chat
October 2016

Aura relentlessly stabbed the shell out of the turtle

twitchquotes: As Aura relentlessly stabbed the shell out of the turtle with his long hard white sword, he fondly remembered the time that Doug Bowser pounded him until he became bald. Aura was so entranced that he was distracted from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
twitch chat
February 2020
Aurateur

Finally beat the first boss Honker

twitchquotes: Hi Kripparrian. For 2 weeks I was stuck in Hearthstone. I nearly gave up on it, however, after watching your stream and learning so much, I decided to buy 40 packs and make a new deck. Lo and behold after my 7th game I finally defeated the first boss Honker. Thank you Kripparrian.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Alinity poem

twitchquotes: There is a cat in the vicinity. I summon Alinity. She yeets the cat into infinity. And then feeds the cat vodka martini. Takes some booty picture accidentally. Sells couple of her panty. Takes a twitch staff's virginity. Still no ban apparently.
twitch chat
November 2019
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