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[Copypasta]Yeah I'm a big deal, I start memes in chat
twitchquotes:WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?! I'll have you know i've started more memes in this chat than any man living. You think you got what it takes to go toe to toe with me? You don't. You're nothing. Your just a little Pleb in the wind, less than insignificant. I scrape more important shits of my sheets in the morning. Yeah i'm a big deal, i start memes in Twitch chat, so copy my pasta or step off, kid.
WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?! I'll have you know i've started more memes in this chat than any man living. You think you got what it takes to go toe to toe with me? You don't. You're nothing. Your just a little Pleb in the wind, less than insignificant. I scrape more important shits of my sheets in the morning. Yeah i'm a big deal, i start memes in Twitch chat, so copy my pasta or step off, kid.
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How will this affect my propain?
twitchquotes:hey reynad, gril here, i am sad to say that i have a leak, how will this affect my propain?
Look, having nuclearâmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart âyou know, if youâre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iâm one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldâitâs true!âbut when youâre a conservative Republican they tryâoh, do they do a numberâthatâs why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneâyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weâre a little disadvantagedâbut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meâit would have been so easy, and itâs not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatâs going to happen and he was rightâwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatâs going on with the four prisonersânow it used to be three, now itâs fourâbut when it was three and even now, I would have said itâs all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donât, they havenât figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itâs gonna take them about another 150 yearsâbut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Look, having nuclearâmy uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart âyou know, if youâre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Iâm one of the smartest people anywhere in the worldâitâs true!âbut when youâre a conservative Republican they tryâoh, do they do a numberâthatâs why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortuneâyou know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because weâre a little disadvantagedâbut you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers meâit would have been so easy, and itâs not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whatâs going to happen and he was rightâwho would have thought?), but when you look at whatâs going on with the four prisonersânow it used to be three, now itâs fourâbut when it was three and even now, I would have said itâs all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they donât, they havenât figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, itâs gonna take them about another 150 yearsâbut the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
Having to call a judge âyour honorâ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)
âYour Honorâ. I mean gimmie a fuckinâ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iâve seriously seen courtrooms where theyâll say âSirâ and the judge will be like âItâs âYour Honorâ young man!!â
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use âSirâ like everybody else.
Itâs some LARPING Iâd expect kids to do. âOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!â
Shut up.
EDIT: Iâm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yâall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying âitâs just a title, like Doctor!â. Judges have a title like âDoctorâ, itâs called âJudgeâ - Doctors donât expect us to call them âThy Healerâ or some crap like that.
âYour Honorâ. I mean gimmie a fuckinâ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iâve seriously seen courtrooms where theyâll say âSirâ and the judge will be like âItâs âYour Honorâ young man!!â
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use âSirâ like everybody else.
Itâs some LARPING Iâd expect kids to do. âOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!â
Shut up.
EDIT: Iâm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yâall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying âitâs just a title, like Doctor!â. Judges have a title like âDoctorâ, itâs called âJudgeâ - Doctors donât expect us to call them âThy Healerâ or some crap like that.
Hafu is more hardcore than Kripp
twitchquotes:Kripp, I'm disappointed in you. Your chat is out of control and you don't even care. Your veiwers are the most pathetic scum on Twitch. Even worse, Hafu is a more hardcore player than you. Are you even trying anymore? Whatever, I'm going to go watch Reynad or Trump, you useless bag of ***.
Kripp, I'm disappointed in you. Your chat is out of control and you don't even care. Your veiwers are the most pathetic scum on Twitch. Even worse, Hafu is a more hardcore player than you. Are you even trying anymore? Whatever, I'm going to go watch Reynad or Trump, you useless bag of ***.
